-So today my mom & dad decided to go to my aunties house for dinner.
Tiffany: "Oh.. Do I have to come?"

Me: *shoulders Tiffany* "what makes you think you can't?" rolleyes

Mom: mad "Yes, Tiff were all coming"

FREEZE!
-See how my mother sretches the word "ALL"? Man... It's weird when your parents are born in the philipines and your born in america.. I feel like a stranger in my own home.

Dad: *Waves his keys* Okay Yall' get in the car now. cool
