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Post Permanent Link Mandy Thorne · Mon May 28, 2007 @ 04:06am · 1 Comments
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    User Comments: [1]
    [Sakura]
    Morning, Brian!

    [Naruto]
    Hi, Kate Monster.

    [Sakura]
    How's life?

    [Naruto]
    Disappointing!

    [Sakura]
    What's the matter?

    [Naruto]
    The catering company laid me off.

    [Sakura]
    Oh, I'm sorry!

    [Naruto]
    Me too! I mean, look at me!
    I'm ten years out of college, and I always thought -

    [Sakura]
    What?

    [Naruto]
    No, it sounds stupid.

    [Sakura]
    Aww, come on!

    [Naruto]
    When I was little
    I thought I would be...

    [Sakura]
    What?

    [Naruto]
    A big comedian on late night TV.
    But now I'm thirty-two, and as you can see...
    I'm not!

    [Sakura]
    Nope!

    [Naruto]
    Oh Well,
    It sucks to be me.

    [Sakura]
    Nooo.

    [Naruto]
    It sucks to be me.

    [Sakura]
    No!

    [Naruto]
    It sucks to be broke, and unemployed, and turning thirty-three.
    It sucks to be me.

    [Sakura]
    Oh, you think your life sucks?

    [Naruto]
    I think so.

    [Sakura]
    Your problems aren't so bad!
    I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart.

    [Naruto]
    You are.

    [Sakura]
    Thanks!
    I like romantic things like music and art.
    And as you know I have a gigantic heart
    So why don't I have A boyfriend?
    ********!
    It sucks to be me!

    [Naruto]
    Me too.

    [Sakura]
    It sucks to be me.

    [Naruto]
    It sucks to be me.
    It sucks to be Brian...

    [Sakura]
    And Kate...

    [Naruto]
    To not have a job!

    [Sakura]
    To not have a date!

    [BOTH]
    It sucks to be me.

    [Naruto]
    Hey, Rod, Nicky, can you
    settle something for us?
    Do you have a second?

    [Itachi]
    Ah, certainly.

    [Sakura]
    Whose life sucks more?
    Brian's or mine?

    [Kisame and Itachi]
    Ours!

    [Itachi]
    We live together.

    [Kisame]
    We're as close as people can get.

    [Itachi]
    We've been the best of buddies...

    [Kisame]
    Ever since the day we met.

    [Itachi]
    So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset!
    Oh, every day is an aggravation!

    [Kisame]
    Come on, that's an exaggeration!

    [Itachi]
    You leave your clothes out.
    You put your feet on my chair.

    [Kisame]
    Oh yeah?
    You do such a**l things like ironing your underwear.

    [Itachi]
    You make that very small apartment we share a hell!!

    [Kisame]
    So do you, that's why I'm in hell too!

    [Itachi]
    It sucks to be me!

    [Kisame]
    No, it sucks to be me!

    [Sakura]
    It sucks to be me!

    [Naruto]
    It sucks to be me!

    [ALL]
    Is there anybody here
    It doesn't suck to be?
    It sucks to be me!

    [Deidara]
    Why you all so happy?

    [Kisame]
    Becuase our lives suck!

    [Deidara]
    Your lives suck?
    I hearing you correctly? Ha!
    I coming to this country for opportunities.
    Tried to work in
    Korean deli, but I am Japanese!
    But with hard work, I earn two Master's Degrees In social work!
    And now I a therapist!
    But I have no clients
    And I have an unemployed fiance'!
    And we have lots of bills to pay!
    It suck to be me!
    It suck to be me!
    I say it
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
    Suck!
    It suck to be me!

    [Tobi]
    Excuse me?

    [Naruto]
    Hey there.

    [Tobi]
    Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.

    [Deidara]
    Why you looking all
    the way out here?

    [Tobi]
    Well, I started at Avenue A, but so far everything is out of my price range.
    But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
    Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

    [Naruto]
    You need to talk to the superintendent.
    Let me get him.

    [Tobi]
    Great, thanks!

    [Naruto]
    Yo, Gary!

    [Akatsuki Leader]
    I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

    [Tobi]
    Oh my God!
    It's Gary Coleman!

    [Akatsuki Leader]
    Yes I am!
    I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's 'Diff'rent Strokes'
    I made a lotta money that got stolen by my folks!
    Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes,
    But I'm here - The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -

    [ALL]
    It sucks to be you.

    [Sakura]
    You win!

    [ALL]
    It sucks to be you.

    [Naruto]
    I feel better now!

    [Akatsuki Leader]
    Try having people stopping you to ask you
    "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
    It gets old.

    [ALL]
    It sucks to be you
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be me)
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be you)
    On Avenue Q
    (Sucks to be us)
    But not when
    We're together.
    We're together
    Here on Avenue Q!
    We live on Avenue Q!
    Our friends do too!
    'Til our dreams
    Come true,
    We live on Avenue Q!

    [Tobi]
    This is real life!

    [ALL]
    We live on Avenue Q!

    [Kisame]
    You're gonna love it!

    [ALL]
    We live on Avenue Q!

    [Akatsuki Leader]
    Here's your keys!

    [ALL]
    Welcome to Avenue Q!

     
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    comment Mandy Thorne · Community Member · Sat Jul 21, 2007 @ 04:15am
    User Comments: [1]

     
     
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