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Notice how the title didn't say Day OF Fame. So about 3 weeks ago I went to a great game of Red Sox baseball. So we had a great game and everything until the game ended (of course lol) but this was a little different... I saw that Big Pappi was leaving to his car later that afternoon, nobody was following him or anything so I went up to say hi I was all looking like an adoring fan going OH BOY IT'S DAVID ORTIZ I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN with those puppy eyes that gets to everyone. I was like CAN YOU SIGN MY COKE BOTTLE PLEASE?! Big Pappi (as the kind person that he is) says SURE KID so he grabs my bottle and takes out a pen (this is where the bad part starts) but then this kid on a bike rides right over Big Pappi's foot!!!!! Big Pappi the falls over right on top of me! What I didn't realize was that big Pappi never fell on me, a consetion stand did and Big Pappi rode off with my Coke!!! I was all like oooooooo BIG PAPPI NO U DIDN'T!!! So I was kinda sad, then two days later I went to LA to check out Hollywood and everything and I was in my hotel's pool when all of a sudden the band Weezer had just jumped into the pool!!! I was like hey your Weezer aren't you? They were all like YEAH but we are probably going to split up soon. I was all like NO YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. So the singer was like Yeah we know, we just pretend to be emo wanna play Marco Polo? I was like DO I EVER!!! So I put my new bottle of Coke at the side of the pool. I said Marco and they said Polo but then I heard someone get out of the pool I was like FISH OUT OF WATER and the drummer was like AWWW YOU GOT ME BUT YOU DIDN'T GET MY FREINDS! and then Weezer left...I went to go take a sip of my coke but I found out it wasn't there I was like WEEZER STOLE MY COKE MAN, NOT COOL DUDE!!!! So then Dr. Phil got in the pool so I decided to get out 3nodding

yup so those are my famous expiriences

One time I was riding down a hill on my bike and I try to slow down but I couldn't so I was like "DANG the secret service must have cut my brakes!" Because everyone knows I'm out to steal the secret ingrediant of the Krabby Patty and I crashed into a bush! I blacked out. When I came too I was in a heavily armored van with many shady people wearing sunglasses. I was like YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE and I jumped out of the van. What I didn't realize was that it wasn't a van it was a jet so I was free falling to my very doom. Luckily there was a hot air balloon just a little further downward. I fell safley onto the balloon but I sorta stubbed my toe neutral . Anyways I am free once again but who knows when they will try to come after me, I mean they ARE the secret service after all...