Please join the AAAAAAA (American Association Against Acronym And Abbreviation Abuse)!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
PIT BULLDOG FOR SALE: Eats anything. Loves children.
Real Newspaper Headline: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
**NEWS FLASH** Toilet stolen; police have nothing to go on.
**NEWS FLASH** Captain Crunch Murdered. Cereal Killer suspected.
**NEWS FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
Energize!... Hey! Where did that bunny come from??
If PRO is the opposite of CON, then what's the opposite of progress?
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Clinton/Gore: Error - division by zero.
Politics defined: Poli=many tics=blood suckers
A good pun is its own reword.
If at first you don't succeed, don’t go skydiving!
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away 3 week before you need it
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