i went to lunch to pick up my friend because i never got to see her any more so i walk up to a girl i knew and said '' where 's tiffy ?'' (my buddy who is a girl i call her tiffy ) she said ''she in the bathroom why ?'' i said '' i came to walk her to class , we always walk to class together .''
then she said '' that is so romantic waiting for your girlfriend mrgreen how cute . ''
then i say to her tiffy and i are not couple i'm straight we're just friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
she say's ''sorry i thought since you guys hang out alot that you two were gay''
if tiffy and i were gay dammit i be making out with her in front of every or just to piss people off lol

the next day i told tiffy she and i laugh sooooooooooooooo hard xd