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You know you need a boyfriend when…



1.You start to fall in love with an anime character

2.If you’re married to your friends alter ego

3.When you start to talk to your fish

4.When you start to love your imaginary friend

5.When your brother wants to know how your life is

6.When your mom randomly takes a boy and tells you he’s your boyfriend

7.When you kiss your cat more than five times a day

8.When you yell I’m crazy out your window

9.When you’re at home on Saturday and your dads wondering why you aren’t out with a boy and if all of them think they’re too good for you and then he gets mad

10.When you watch a romance T.V. show and you start to cry because you miss a character that got hurt

11.When you say, “I love you.” To anyone random guy on the street

12.When you start to fall for any guy, even the ones who have absolutely no social status whatsoever

13.When you’re married to a mushroom

14.When your honey goes in your tea

15.When you dream of your cat telling you, you need a boyfriend

16.When you deny the fact that you need one

17.When you find yourself absently eating ice cream by the tub and gummy bears buy the bag