Me: *building a sand castle* "... Oh, you're so wise -.- .... Pfft. ...Hey! Do you know how to make your own Popsicles?!"
Billie Joe: "Yes! First you need some punch--"
Me: "Man, I want some easy stuff! stare "
Billie Joe: "... o.o;; .... Must I haunt you?!"
Me: "Who you gonna call?!... Ghost busters! ... Yeah, that's what I'm doing!!" *grabs cell phone*
Billie Joe: "NUUUUU!!"
Me: "Yes! BWAHAHA!!" *calls up their number and waits*
Ghost Buster #1: "Yeah'ello?"
Me: "Hey, there's a ghost of a retarded singer following me around... can you take of it?"
Ghost Buster #2: "What?"
Ghost Buster #1: "She says there's a retarded singer following her."
Ghost Buster #2: "... She's crazy. xd "
Me: ".... stare Can you help me or not..."
Ghost Buster #1: "Who you gonna call? ... Somebody else!" *hangs up*
Me: "Mmmmph. stare "
Bille Joe: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! domokun " *ROFL*
Me: "That's it Jimmy John!! domokun If you don't shut up I'll---"
-bright flash of fiery light-
-Pirate's pants AND SHOES have been stole'd-
Me: "O.O;;;?!?!?"
Billie Joe: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA--- to the second power!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *rolls around on the ground* "I LAUGH AT YOU! HEHEHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!!"
Me: "-_- Ggggrrrrr...." stare
-mysterious evil laughter in the background-
Me: "Whoever the effing thief is... stare Their going DOWN." *turns into n00b BLIND Vampire!! -blind people know all and see all-*
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Sam: "You shouldn't have eaten the pickle, Aaron. stare Now we'll be lost forever."
Raven: ">_> Alright... for some reason I hear... music. <_<"
Sam: "*glances at Aaron, and then off in the distance... le gasp* "Your right o_o"
"Clear away this hate
And we can start to make it alright
So fly away
And leave it behind!
Return someday
With red in your eyes!"
Aaron: "... Sounds like... <_< Breaking Benjamin."
Raven: "Squee! ^_^" *dances*
Sam: "... I love this song >_>;; Where is it coming from?" *starts searching around in the dust*
Raven: *sings along* "I see you
Cause you won't get out of my way!
I hear you
Cause you won't quit screaming my name!"
Sam: *starts to dig up an underground cavern* neutral "Guys... the music is shaking the ground."
Aaron: " smile ... I like this song too." *watches Raven dance*
Raven: "o__o... " *stops dancing and stands still while staring at Aaron*
Aaron: " sweatdrop redface " *backs up and sits down on the ground*
Sam: "WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?! domokun " *continues digging up the cavern, until there's a big---*
*RRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMBBBLLLEEEEE*
*the earth caves in where all three of them are standing, and they all fall into the cavern. It's a big cave that seems to go on forever. There's a big stage made of stone, and Erik is leaning up against the wall playing his guitar and singing breaking Benjamin songs >_>*
Erik: "Breakdooooown!
Let the fun and games begin
She is vain and broken
Skin is cold and white
Such a lovely lonely night cool "
Raven: "Oh f***. >_>"
Erik: *glances at them* "... D***." *stops playing and stares at the three people* "... So you finally found me, huh? cool "
Aaron: *glares* "... I wasn't aware that we were looking for you."
Erik: "Oh, good then. cool " *chuckles slightly* "And as much as I... um... admire your outfit, dumb***, I'm not sure that's the right thing to be wearing while traveling with your two lovely ladies. xd "
Aaron: *siiiiiigh* gonk
Raven: "Wait a second... neutral Why would you think we were looking for... you? We are looking for... someone. >_>"
Sam: "... Hmmm... that's a good point." *suspicious of Erik*
Erik: " cool Oh no reason." *snickers and hangs his guitar over his back* "But... On the other hand, b****es..." *jumps down from the stage and walks over to them*
Raven: ">_> ... Do you happen to know anything about a pants thief?"
Erik: "... A pants thief? cool You mean like someone who steals your f***ing pants?"
Raven: " ninja Basically."
Erik: " twisted Hmm? ... LIKE THIS?!"
-bright flash of fiery light-
-Raven's pants have been stole'd-
Erik: "Muahahaha! twisted " *waves them in front of her face*
Raven: " gonk OMFGWTFBBQ!!!! gonk "
Aaron: " eek eek .... Guuugghhh... eek eek "
Sam: "Erik!! YOU WERE THE PANTS THIEF ALL ALONG!" *can't help but turn and laugh at Raven*
Raven: "AARON YOU GET THOSE EYES BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!!!! scream "
Aaron: "I WON'T LOOK I SWEAR! gonk " *ducks down on the ground and crosses his arms over his head* gonk
Erik: " twisted Heh heh heh, mm mmm." *stares at Raven for awhile, still laughing, and then goes to add the pants to his collection*
Raven: "RRRRR!!! stressed stressed stressed " *rips Erik's guitar off and smashes it into a million pieces* u_u "take that!!"
Sam: "..... eek eek eek "
Erik: " eek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *stops dead in his tracks*
Aaron: *gets up to protect Raven from Erik* o_o *but will probably die*
Erik:
*turns head very slowly and looks over his shoulder at Raven* "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream scream " Raven: "... O.O;;; " *points to Aaron* "HE DID IT!!"
Aaron: "OH GOOOOOD I'M GONNA DIE!!! gonk " *Erik is like three times his size lol*
Sam: "... I'm gonna go hide... now. >_>" *hides behind an amp*
Erik:
*throws off his sunglasses and aims his fist at Aaron*Aaron: gonk *whines, but doesn't move out from in front of Raven*
Raven: "I think I may have found a use for Aaron! cool "
Sam: *still behind an amp* "Nice job, retard. stare "
Erik: " scream scream scream DIIIIE YOU F***ING B******!!!" *pulls back and whams Aaron square in the face*
Aaron: " gonk gonk " *flies back like 10 feet and slams into the stone wall, is knocked unconscious*
Raven: "O.O;; ... A-Aaron?"
Erik: " scream F***ING DUMB*** BS-ING f*****t!!! scream " *rushes at the unconscious Aaron*
Raven: " gonk Don't kill him!!!"
Sam: *jumps out from behind the amp and stands in front of Aaron* " stare Erik!!!"
Erik: "WHAT?! scream " *stops, fist still ready to hit Aaron again*
Sam: "I think you've made your point, okay? Do you really want to go to prison again? ... Please stop..."
Erik: " stare mmph..." *kicks Aaron in the gut and spits in his face* "... stare There. Now I'm done."
Aaron: *like... dead XD*
Sam: "Okay. Now just calm down..." *grabs him by the hand and pulls him away from the beaten singer >_>*
Raven: *walks over slowly* "... Aaron? ...." *sighs* "Oh crap... "
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Bam: "Who the hell are you? And why are you f***ing orange?"
???: "Don't really gotta name."
Bam: "... What do you mean you 'don't really gotta name'... stare "
???: "Just what I mean. cool "
David: *narrows eyes* "I think he's a spy."
Bam: "Yeah, a vampire spy from the pants thief!!
???: "I beg you pardon?! stare
Bam: "Don't try to confuse me, I know your a Vampire!"
???: "You are mistaken, my friend. u_u I am no Vampire."
David: "Oh yeah?! Well then answer this question that only a HUMAN would know!"
???: "Okay, shoot. neutral "
David: " stare How many blood cells are in the human body?! HUH?!"
???: "Hmm... um... I don't... know. o_o"
David: "AHA! domokun "
???: "Well do you?!"
David: "Err... eeerrr.... *gasp* eek OH MY GOD! I AM A VAMPIRE! gonk "
Bam: "You're not a Vampire, David. -.-"
David: "HOW DO YOU KNOW?! gonk "
???: "u_u Why do I even try..."
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To be continued... (they just don't let up on Aaron, do they? xd )
