The Best Songs EVER
The Whale
The Whale is big,
The Whale is long,
The Whale is very very fat!
He jumps and dives,
And wags his tail,
And swims in the deep blue sea.
If I were Gay.
Here we are, dear old friend.
You and I, drunk again.
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed,
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head,
But if I were gay,
I would give you my heart.
And if I were gay,
You'd be my work of art!
And if I were gay,
We would swim in romance.
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants.
It's not that I dont care- I do.
I just dont see myself in you.
Another time, Another scene,
I'd be right behind ya, If you know what I mean!
Cause if I were gay,
I would give you my soul.
And if I were gay,
I would give you my whole being.
And if I were gay,
We would tear down the walls.
but I'm not gay,
So wont you stop cupping my... hand.
We've never hugged,
we've never kissed,
I've never been intimate,
With your fist.
You have opened brand new doors,
get over here and drop your drawers!
Superhero (Drug Free Boy)
If I were a superhero,
I would be Drug Free Boy.
Showing the world of the evils of drugs,
and all of the lives they destroy.
I would take all the junkies
(they're getting so high)
With they're needles and bongs
and their sticks made of thai,
As I burned them alive,
I would squeal with joy!
'Cause I would be Drug Free Boy!
I'll make a man out of you! (From Mulan)
Lets get down to business,
to defeat *thump thump* the huns!
*doodaloodaloo*
Did they send me daughters,
when I asked *thump thump* for sons!?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met,
but you can bet, before we're through,
Mister, I'll make a man, out of you!
Tranquil as a forest,
but on fire *thump thump* within!
*doodaloodaloo*
Once you find your center,
You are sure *thump thump*
To win!
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
and you havent got a clue,
somehow, I'll make a man out of you.
Time is race t'ward us,
till the huns *thump thump* arrive!
*doodaloodaloo*
Heed my every order,
and you might, *thump thump* survive!
You're unsuited for, the rage of war
so pack up, go home, you're through!
How could I make a man out of you!
BE A MAN
You must be swift as the coursing river!
(BE A MAN)
With all the force of a great typhoon!
(BE A MAN)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
BE A MAN
You must be swift as the coursing river!
(BE A MAN)
With all the force of a great typhoon!
(BE A MAN)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
mysterious as the dark side of
THE MOON!!!
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