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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
They're plugged into a genius
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
They don't have time
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?
They don't stop for directions
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A vibrator can't mow the lawn
WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE A MAN'S BRAIN?
They don't have a p***s to put it in
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
They're intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS?
Their balls fall over their assholes causing vapor lock
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
It's sex with someone they love
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before the final copy
WHY IS MEN'S URINE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
So he can tell if he's coming or going
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet
 ChristinaNoraas · Mon Sep 18, 2006 @ 12:01am · 1 Comments |
