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Daku: *he moves his hands to the sharks fins and grabs hold tightly* Stupid!!! STUPID SHARK!! *rips it's fins off and watches it sink to the bottom of the ocean* -the other one flees- ... *Daku wades in the water covered in blood, staring out over the rolling waves* ... Why doesn't anyone care about me... It's because I'm green, isn't it?! *fapoo*
Kuro: *runs under a table and hides herself behind one of the legs* -sweat, sweat-
Bam: "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty! Heeeere girl! Come on out, come on kitty kitty." cool *snatches her*
Pierre: "Meehee, a little munchkin Elf."
Kuro: *stern face* I'll never give ye me pot 'a gold!"
Bam: "Oh yes you will."
David: "Squeeze her till her head pops off!! Little leprachauns always have gold inside them!"
Bam: "Quiet, quiet, I'm the boss here you posers." *strokes Kuro's little head* "She's like a Pirate's parot! Cacaw!" cool *chuckles*
Kuro: *bites his finger*
Bam: "Wench." *shoves her in a bird cage*
Captain Jack: *runs away on a cruise ship* ^^
Sakura: *follows him in her sleep*
Daku: *sighs and watches as he is mysteriously teleported to Miami Beach as well* Huh...?
Bam: "...Hey it's that dude we left on the ship!" xd *holds up the little cage and point to Kuro* "Look how cool."
Daku: "... Kuro? O.o;; " *takes the cage* "... Mmm cool "
Kuro: "Don't even THINK about it. stare " *shuffles to the back of the cage*
Pierre: "Back off... that's our leprachaun."
Daku: "But she's so adorable. 4laugh "
Bam: "That's not a nice thing to say..." *smiles callously* "Besides, we found her first."
Kuro: "Let me out of here!! stressed " *bangs on the bars* "And leave me alone!"
Daku: "But I luffs you, baby. cool "
Kuro: "YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR *** THERE'LL BE GUTS COMING OUT YOUR EYE BALLS!! scream "
Bam: ROFL
Daku: "Calm down, sweetheart, I'll get you out of there." *sigh* u_u *opens the cage door and pulls her out*
Kuro: "STOP IT, DAKU!! YOU SON OF B****!!!" stressed
David: "... Uh... Bam? What do we do now?"
Bam: " stare Throw me a frickin' bone."
Daku: "Don't worry... I'll have you all cleaned up in a second. Musn't stay in gravy soaked clothes. I'll buy you some new ones. xd "
Kuro: "AAAHHH!! stressed STOP!! STOP IT!!!" *kicks and screams* "DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DAKU!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!! scream "
Bam: "You better watch it buddy, she's liable to bite your fingers off... angsty b******. cool "
Daku: "It's okay... She's always like this..." *hands her to Bam and runs off to the toy store to buy... some really small clothes xd "
Pierre: "Let me hold her, let me hold her! ^_^"
Bam: "Screw off, she's mine. stare " *smiles at Kuro* "Hey little girl. Did you want to know a secret? Cause I know one it is sooo good to hear it. You want to know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I know... how to count... all the way to schfifty five! And I will tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Puepty Pants-ss. You ready to hear it, baby? Alright. ...Shwam, doo, two and a heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, schewnty one, schwenty seven heif, 27, 37 schfifty-five!!! domokun Schigidy schou? Schfifty-five! Schigidy schwat? Schfifty-five! xp Gilfriends age? Schfifty-five! My IQ? Schfifty-five!! ^_^ Come on girl, come on girl, schfifty-five!!" *dances*
Kuro: "... Errr o_o... *is afraid*"
Bam: "... Well fine, then..." *holds a cigarette lighter up to Kuro's face* "... Let's make her... Bamtasitcally melted! cool "
Kuro: "Baaaam!! gonk "
To be continued o_O ...Schfifty-five!
 PirateElf · Wed Jan 05, 2005 @ 04:34pm · 0 Comments |
