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EPISODE: "The Train Job"
LUND
The Independents were a bunch of
inbred, cowardly pisspots shoulda
been killed off a every world
spinnin'.
Mal turns, ready for the fight.
MAL
Say that to my face.
LUND
I said, you're a coward and a
pisspot. Now what're you gonna do
about it?
Mal smiles casually.
MAL
Nothing. I just wanted you to face
me so she could get behind you.
Lund spins and Zoe SWAPS him with the butt of her sawed-off. He goes down.
Mal and Zoe smile grimly at each other as she holsters the weapon.
MAL
(continuing)
Drunks are so cute.
EPISODE: "Bushwhacked"
BOOK
I think we've got 'em on the run now!
MAL
Our cunning strategy of getting our asses plainly
whooped must be starting to confound 'em.
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ZOE
Proximity alert. Must be comin' up on somethin'...
WASH
Oh, gawd! What could it beee? We're dooomed!
Who's flyin' this thing?
(then, deadpan)
Oh. Right. That'd be me. Back to work.
He tosses the ball to the others, heads off.
EPISODE: "Our Mrs Reynolds"
BOOK
(bright, casual)
I suppose so. If you take sexual
advantage of her, you're going to
burn in a very special level of hell.
A level they reserve for child
molesters and people who talk at the
theater.
MAL
Wha - I'm not - Preacher, you got a
smutty mind.
BOOK
Perhaps I spoke out of turn.
MAL
Per maybe haps, I'm thinking.
BOOK
I apologize. I'll make her up a room
in the passenger dorm.
MAL
Good.
Book goes back. A beat and his head pops back in:
BOOK
A special hell...
EPISODE: "Jaynestown"
SIMON
My God, you're like a trained ape!
Without the training. No, apes are
noble creatures, you're some sort of
man-ape-thing that went horribly
wrong.
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RIVER (O.S.)
(to herself, rapid)
They say the snow on the roof is too
heavy--they say the ceiling will cave
in--his brains are in terrible
danger--
BOOK
River..? Please, why don't you come
on out...
RIVER (O.S.)
No. Can't. Too much hair.
BOOK
(surprised)
Is-- Is that it?
He turns to Zoe, who nods.
ZOE
Hell yes, preacher. If I didn't have
stuff to get done, I'd be in there
with her...
Book gives Zoe a lock of mild affront and starts tying up his hair.
BOOK
(to River)
It's the rules of my order... Like
the book, it symbolizes --
ZOE
(cuts him off)
Uh-huh. River, honey... He's putting
the hair away now...
RIVER (O.S.)
Doesn't matter. It'll still be
there...waiting...
EPISODE: "Out of Gas"
MAL
Well?
ZOE
(after a good long look)
You paid money for this... On purpose?
MAL
Come on, Zoe. Serious. Whaddya think?
ZOE
Honestly, sir. I think you were robbed.
MAL
Robbed? What, no. What do you mean?
ZOE
Sir, it's a piece of < junk. > [Fei-oo.]
MAL
< Junk? > [Fei-oo?] Okay. So she won't win any
beauty contests, that's true enough. But she's solid.
Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die.
ZOE
Yessir. Because it's a deathtrap.
EPISODE: "Heart Of Gold"
KAYLEE
Everybody's got somebody...
(wistfully)
Wash, tell me I'm pretty...
WASH
Were I unwed, I would take you in a
manly fashion.
KAYLEE
'Cause I'm pretty?
WASH
'Cause you're pretty.
KAYLEE
Thank you. That was very restorative.
EPISODE: "Trash"
MONTY (OS)
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you ta Hades!
You broke my heart in a million
pieces! You made me love you, and
then y-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU,
DEVIL WOMAN!
SAFFRON
Whatever.
 kittycatwhipme · Thu Aug 03, 2006 @ 02:05am · 0 Comments |
