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Brendon
The Procecution calls Big May to the stand! (part 2)
The court conviened at 9:00am for The Trial of Seamore.
After Joey did the all ris part, court was underway again.
Judge Mayor Thomas: Procecution?
MissUry: Prosecution calls......Big May to the stand!
The town and jury and even the Judge and Joey gasped and murmered.
Dun a dun, dun nun nun da na
MissUry: Now, state your name and occupation.
Big May: *Sigh* May Birchbark, babysitter.
MissUry: And?
May: And what?
MissUry: You do have another job, is that correct?
May: .........
MissUry: May I remind you that you are under oath?
Judge Mayor Thomas: Uh...Big May, you under oath.
May: *Sigh* I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, yadda yadda yadda. *SIGH* I-I work at the cass register at-at....Little May, I'm sorry, but, even though I say it's bad to be there, I work at the registers at Stupid Spoiled Whore!
Little May: But you said it's bad! You said a girl is pretty inside!
May: May....
Lttle May: crying *Run out of court crying*
MissUry: So, you lied to a lttle girl, who trust you with her life! Yet you froze, and watched as a bus almost hit her!
Jury: *Gasps*
Lena Carson Sr. was a jury member, but she raised her hands and put her hat in the ring.
Mrs. Carson: Objection! May is, and everybody knows, that she is good girl and would never leave Little May in danger!
The crowd an jury nodded in agreement.
MissUry: Objection! You are in the jury! That is also a bias statement!
Judge Mayor Thomas: Sustained in both! Mrs. Carson, if you continue to be bias with the lawers, you will be kicked out of the jury!
Mrs. Carson: ..........I withdraw.....*Thinking* I can't jeoperdize Seamore's life here!
Brendon: Your honour, I would like to cross-examine the witness!
Brendon walked up to the stand and looked at May.
He looked at her up and down, smiling.
Brendon: Mmmm....
Plenet-bot 900x: *Monotone* Objection: Defence is flirting with witness.
Jude Mayor Thomas: Brendon, stop flirting with your girlfriend!
Planet-bot: Office romance his no place in court.
Brenon: Your honour, first, reffer me as Super-awesome defence lwaer Brendon, and secondly, I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH MAY!
Shinago: Objection! They should! Come on, you could see their in love from space!
Shion: Objectio0n; relevance! Shinago, shut up!
Judge Mayor Thomas: Since it's true, in the case of the Trial of Seamore, Shion, you ane not sustained!
(Sort like Maury when he sais, You and not the father)
Shion: scream Come on!
Brendon: Uh...thirdly, it's part of the defence! May, you are a sweet girl.
Judge Mayor Thomas: Big Ma-
Brendon: Whatever, your honour.
May: redface 4laugh Thank you, Brendon!
Brendon: Now, I noticed on your right leg, one of your soft, silky legs-uh...Thereseems to be a binding scratch. Tell the court how you got it. And remember, you're under oath!
May: Well, Binding Weeds, And I am aware I'm Under oath; grabbed me. As some may know. Witness, anyone?
Brendon: Your honour, the defence calls....Maylu Parker to the stand!
Dun a dun, dun nun nun da na
Maylu: Hi, I'm Maylu Parker, I work at the Theater Wednesdays to Saturdays.
TK: Now, Miss Parker, where where you yesterday when the bus rolled down?
Maylu: I was witnessing it as I came out of the Green Tea Cafe. I dodged it, like many people.
TK: You see May?
Maylu: Yes, on the floor.
TK: Doing what?
Maylu: Now that you mention it... I saw her on the floor, trying to get up! She was getting binded by weeds, maybe!
Planet-bot: Objection: Miss Parker isn't truly sure what she saw.
Judge Mayor Thomas; Sustained, but court is ending. Tommorow at 10:30am, we continue.
Total Score:
Defendants: 1 Prosecution: 1
Next Time biggrin efence calls a real superising witness, or witnesses.
Next Time: Defence calls
 KingJack! · Mon Jul 24, 2006 @ 01:41am · 0 Comments |
