[8:03:51 PM] Snag: Luke is dead
[8:03:53 PM] Dimi: ^
[8:03:54 PM] Sylian: ^
[8:03:57 PM] MarQ: luk is kill
[8:04:00 PM] Dimi: I killed him
[8:04:06 PM] Dimi: with keekk
[8:04:08 PM] MarQ: what if cake
[8:04:10 PM] MarQ: is not bake
[8:04:11 PM] MarQ: ????????????
[8:04:14 PM] Kelsy: luke is taking a nap..
[8:04:15 PM] Dimi: OOOOOOOOOOOO:
[8:04:23 PM] Dimi: DAT b***h IS DOING WHAT ?
[8:04:25 PM] Sylian: [8:03 PM] Dimi:
<<< I killed him
with keekkis that a confession
[8:04:29 PM] Dimi: No
[8:04:38 PM] Kelsy: keekk is an object now? :^)
[8:04:44 PM] Dimi: No
[8:04:47 PM] Dimi: I killed Luke with you
[8:04:49 PM] EvilSir: Yes you are Kelsy
[8:04:49 PM] Dimi: remember
[8:04:58 PM] Kelsy: a-am i a weapon or something?
[8:04:59 PM] EvilSir: in Dimi's manipulative fantasy in the least
[8:05:00 PM] Sylian: Matt what is a keekk
[8:05:05 PM] Eder: RIP lukluk
[8:05:08 PM] EvilSir: Keek is a Kelsy
[8:05:09 PM] Dimi: Yeah Kelsy you are a weapon now
[8:05:13 PM] Kelsy: oh s**t
[8:05:15 PM] Eder: died sucking on ochinchin 2014
[8:05:20 PM] Sylian: is it a blunt force object or...?
[8:05:24 PM] Dimi: No
[8:05:30 PM] EvilSir: I would guess it would be more of a dagger
[8:05:32 PM] Dimi: Its a sharp sword that transforms into a Loli
[8:05:35 PM] Eder: KELSY IS AN OCHINCHIN?
[8:05:36 PM] Eder: O:
[8:05:39 PM] Dimi: with Magic powers
[8:05:42 PM] Dimi: No Ederp
[8:05:43 PM] Sylian: Illuminati
[8:06:00 PM] Dimi: yeah thats were I got the sword from
[8:06:01 PM] Kelsy: i can stab people now? cool
[8:06:04 PM] Dimi: Yeah
[8:06:11 PM] Dimi: But you have to be wielded and stuff
[8:06:15 PM] Kelsy: no i dont
[8:06:17 PM] Kelsy: im based loli
[8:06:19 PM] Kelsy: i do what i want
[8:06:22 PM] Kelsy: ******** laws and gravity
[8:06:23 PM] EvilSir: No Kelsy
[8:06:27 PM] Dimi: Oh yeh
[8:06:28 PM] EvilSir: you can only be used to stab
[8:06:34 PM] Dimi: No Keekk is right
[8:06:35 PM] Sylian: XD I just imaged kelsy ramming into random people with her head
[8:06:37 PM] Eder: Eder wields Kelsy
[8:06:40 PM] Eder: :33
[8:06:42 PM] Dimi: In Loli-form she has her own free will tho
[8:06:42 PM] Kelsy: Kelsy stabs Edurp
[8:06:46 PM] Dimi: ^see
[8:06:49 PM] Eder: O:
[8:06:54 PM] Dimi: its pretty easy
[8:07:05 PM] Dimi: She only rarely switches into sword form
[8:07:13 PM] Dimi: to kill Luk
[8:07:19 PM] Dimi: or cut bread
[8:07:20 PM] EvilSir: Now I am imagining Eder holding Kelsy up like Excalibur by her legs
[8:07:25 PM] Kelsy: I dont cut bread
[8:07:27 PM] Dimi: and make me a goddamn sandwich
[8:07:30 PM] Kelsy: weve been over this dimi
[8:07:31 PM] Dimi: I wish ,_ ,
[8:07:37 PM] Dimi: Yeah I know Kelsy
[8:07:40 PM] Eder: [8:07 PM] EvilSir:
<<< Now I am imagining Eder holding Kelsy up like Excalibur by her legs(rofl) LMFAO xD OMFG!
[8:07:40 PM] Kelsy: matt i s2g
[8:07:42 PM] Dimi: No sandwich from you ,__ ,
[8:07:49 PM] Sylian: [8:07 PM] EvilSir:
<<< Now I am imagining Eder holding Kelsy up like Excalibur by her legswe need to make this
[8:07:51 PM] Dimi: Wait that reminds me
[8:07:53 PM] Kelsy: N-NO
[8:07:53 PM] Dimi: Of the picture
[8:07:57 PM] Dimi: with Saber
[8:08:03 PM] Dimi: and Excalibur from Soul Eater
[8:08:05 PM] EvilSir: [8:07 PM] Kelsy:
<<< matt i s2gHow is that for a creative project
[8:08:15 PM] Sylian: 10/10
[8:08:15 PM] MarQ: omg
[8:08:18 PM] MarQ: we need
[8:08:19 PM] Dimi: Moederp wielding Keekk
[8:08:20 PM] MarQ: sef to ps that
[8:08:23 PM] Eder: SEFFIR COME BACK!
[8:08:29 PM] Kelsy: NO OH MY GOD NO
[8:08:31 PM] Dimi: But like
[8:08:38 PM] EvilSir: Yes
[8:08:41 PM] Kelsy: Kelsy deletes all her pics off fb
[8:08:41 PM] Dimi: Keekk doesn´t want her pics to be photoshopped
[8:08:45 PM] Eder: SEFFIR COME BACK!
[8:08:50 PM] Eder: ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEE
[8:08:54 PM] Eder: THERE WAS SOMETHING
[8:08:54 PM] Dimi: Seffir is dead
[8:08:59 PM] Eder: IN EVERYTING ABOUT YOU
[8:09:03 PM] Kelsy: I WOULDNT LET EDURP WEILD ME ANYWAYS
[8:09:04 PM] Eder: DAMMIT DIMI
[8:09:05 PM] EvilSir: Nik is asleep
[8:09:06 PM] Dimi: He was ******** by merQ until he died
[8:09:14 PM] Dimi: Can I wield you ?
[8:09:15 PM] EvilSir: Oh sure you would Kels
[8:09:19 PM] Kelsy: No
[8:09:23 PM] Dimi: ;____;
[8:09:25 PM] EvilSir: Can anyone wield you?
[8:09:27 PM] Kelsy: No
[8:09:28 PM] Eder: [insert face here]
[8:09:28 PM] MarQ: Can I wield Matt
[8:09:32 PM] Kelsy: Yes
[8:09:32 PM] Dimi: Yes MarQ
[8:09:34 PM] EvilSir: We could go on an adventure together Kels
[8:09:36 PM] EvilSir: and kill Luke
[8:09:41 PM] Dimi: We totally could
[8:09:48 PM] Eder: I wanna kill Luke!
[8:09:51 PM] Sylian: how good are kelsy's specs?
[8:09:54 PM] Dimi: That was the ******** plan from the beginning
[8:09:57 PM] Sylian: what is her rarity
[8:09:59 PM] Kelsy: Only matt can weild the keekk
siince that sounds intresting
[8:10:01 PM] Dimi: [8:10 PM] Sylian:
<<< how good are kelsy's specs?all 99
[8:10:09 PM] Dimi: Rarity SSS
[8:10:11 PM] Sylian: oh s**t
[8:10:14 PM] Eder: [8:10 PM] Kelsy:
<<< Only matt can weild the keekk
siince that sounds intrestingwell s**t I:
[8:10:18 PM] Sylian: op
[8:10:20 PM] Eder: No keek for me
[8:10:21 PM] EvilSir: That makes me Kirito
[8:10:24 PM] Kelsy: NO
[8:10:25 PM] Dimi: ...
[8:10:28 PM] Dimi: Pls
[8:10:31 PM] Kelsy: your just a random sword guy
[8:10:34 PM] MarQ: if that's the case
[8:10:35 PM] Kelsy: with an OP sword
[8:10:38 PM] MarQ: can I be in ur harem
[8:10:41 PM] Eder: MarQ! Prepare to intensify the MerQ!
[8:10:44 PM] Dimi: If Matt becomes Kirito I rather want Keekk to wield herself or smth
[8:10:45 PM] Sylian: nah he is kiritox22947
[8:10:47 PM] Eder: We're gonna kill Luke!
[8:10:55 PM] Dimi: YEAH
[8:11:02 PM] EvilSir: Alright, just an EvilSir with an OP sword
[8:11:04 PM] Kelsy: Inb4 he wakes up
[8:11:05 PM] MarQ: [8:10 PM] Eder:
<<< MarQ! Prepare to intensify the MerQ!http://puu.sh/b1ISh.gif
[8:11:06 PM] Dimi: Dimi gets unlimited Loli works ready
[8:11:22 PM] Kelsy: so we have a loli army, a merq, and a keekk
[8:11:26 PM] Dimi: Yup
[8:11:27 PM] EvilSir: Can I go kill Kirito?
[8:11:30 PM] Eder: [8:11 PM] MarQ:
<<<
http://puu.sh/b1ISh.gifbest gif
[8:11:31 PM] Kelsy: sure
[8:11:33 PM] Dimi: Yes Matt
[8:11:36 PM] EvilSir: Trap Kirito more specifically to hurt Dimi
[8:11:45 PM] MarQ: Hurt?
[8:11:50 PM] MarQ: I think it'd only please him
[8:11:52 PM] MarQ: lel
[8:11:55 PM] Dimi: ^
[8:11:56 PM] Kelsy: o:
[8:11:58 PM] Sylian: [8:11 PM] Kelsy:
<<< so we have a loli army, a merq, and a keekkno snacks??
[8:12:05 PM] Kelsy: no snacks :/
[8:12:06 PM] MarQ: NO SNACKS, DAN.
[8:12:07 PM] EvilSir: Dan gets the snacks for us
[8:12:07 PM] Dimi: You can bring the snacks dan
[8:12:09 PM] MarQ: MAN THE ******** UP
[8:12:27 PM] Sylian: ill go get that 99 pack of beer
[8:12:40 PM] Dimi: (y)
[8:12:42 PM] Dimi: Much better
[8:12:43 PM] EvilSir: What are the stats of that?
[8:12:44 PM] Kelsy: drunk loli army? oh
[8:12:46 PM] Dimi: Get some soda for Keekk
[8:12:56 PM] Dimi: or water
[8:13:01 PM] EvilSir: I am not sure if I should wield Keek while drinking
[8:13:01 PM] Sylian: +100 health each
[8:13:10 PM] EvilSir: I may "accidentaly" stab someone
[8:13:22 PM] Dimi: Aren´t you wielding the MerQ ?
[8:13:35 PM] Eder: I'll prepare the Mega Ecchider, Mega Erogederp, Moecruz, etc.
[8:13:35 PM] MarQ: who's wielding me
[8:13:40 PM] EvilSir: Only during the night Dimi
[8:13:40 PM] MarQ: I'm ready to strip
[8:13:41 PM] Eder: I am
[8:13:43 PM] Dimi: Oh
[8:13:49 PM] Kelsy: we travel on the moecruz? cool
[8:13:56 PM] MarQ: XD
[8:13:58 PM] Eder: Yes
[8:14:22 PM] Dimi: DID I HEAR ... MOECRUZ ?
[8:14:29 PM] Sylian: only the euro's get to go on the moecruz kelsy
[8:14:32 PM] EvilSir: Do we take the guys who sang "I'm on a boat b***h?"
[8:14:33 PM] Dimi:
http://i.imgur.com/3KxLHJV.png[8:14:42 PM] Dimi: Nah
[8:14:46 PM] Kelsy: nah,w e all do dan
[8:14:48 PM] EvilSir: Dan Kelsy has to come with us
[8:14:52 PM] Dimi: ^
[8:15:01 PM] EvilSir: She is the Keek I need to wield to go to battle
[8:15:10 PM] Kelsy: yeah
[8:15:15 PM] Sylian: so wait, were gonna go all the way down to panama just so we can use the moecruz?
[8:15:23 PM] EvilSir: Yes
[8:15:30 PM] EvilSir: How is that for an adventure?
[8:15:38 PM | Edited 8:15:52 PM] Sylian: well dimi is paying for gas so :33
[8:15:40 PM] EvilSir: We can get some more snacks once we get there too
[8:15:42 PM] Dimi:
http://puu.sh/bdoS2/1645601b96.jpg I´m so ******** ready
[8:15:42 PM] Kelsy: leeel
[8:15:49 PM] EvilSir: Of course the german pays for the gas
[8:15:56 PM] Dimi: But I´m greek
[8:16:00 PM] Dimi: Whatever
[8:16:02 PM] EvilSir: You are german now
[8:16:09 PM] Dimi: Mkay
[8:16:12 PM] Dimi: LETS FIGHTING LOVE
[8:16:15 PM] Dimi: or Luke
[8:16:32 PM] EvilSir: LET'S FIGHTING LUKE
[8:16:35 PM] Dimi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwp7MOqkv0[8:16:42 PM] Kelsy: [8:16 PM] EvilSir:
<<< LET'S FIGHTING LUKEFIGHTOOOO
[8:16:53 PM] EvilSir: We can take Komari with us
[8:17:00 PM] EvilSir: we will need to be DAIJOOOOOOOOBU
[8:17:01 PM] Dimi: To kill her ?
[8:17:03 PM] Dimi: Oh
[8:17:05 PM] Dimi: True
[8:17:10 PM] EvilSir: Komari will be officially in charge of the snacks
[8:17:10 PM] Kelsy: (y) shes the medic
[8:17:15 PM | Edited 8:17:20 PM] Kelsy: and snacks person
[8:17:19 PM] Dimi: Perfect
[8:17:36 PM] Dimi: We should use Kurugaya for personal pleasure while we ride the boat
[8:17:43 PM | Edited 8:17:48 PM] Dimi: Because .3
[8:17:47 PM] Eder: Dimi
[8:17:48 PM] Kelsy: ill stab her
[8:17:51 PM] Sylian: so i can sell luke's organs right
[8:17:51 PM] Eder: you genius
[8:17:59 PM] Eder: we'll ntr her right before we kill Luke
[8:18:00 PM] EvilSir: Kurugaya would also make a great fighting trainer
[8:18:02 PM] Eder: IN FRONT OF HIM!
[8:18:06 PM] Dimi: [8:18 PM] Eder:
<<< we'll ntr her right before we kill LukeYES
[8:18:08 PM] Kelsy: ntr?
[8:18:10 PM] Dimi: Perfect
[8:18:20 PM] Sylian: [8:17 PM] Eder:
<<< we'll ntr her right before we kill LukeYes
[8:18:23 PM] EvilSir: You do not like Kurugaya Kelsy?
[8:18:32 PM] Dimi: (drunk)
[8:18:33 PM] Kelsy: i dont care for her
wuts ntr mean tho
[8:18:35 PM] Eder: ntr is netorare, when someone is stolen from another through rape
[8:18:38 PM] Kelsy: O:
[8:18:39 PM] Eder: in other words
[8:18:45 PM] Dimi: its not through rape
[8:18:45 PM] EvilSir: Oh that
[8:18:50 PM] EvilSir: bloody hell you people
[8:18:51 PM] Dimi: but it mostly happens through rape
[8:18:57 PM] Eder: rape a girl who is with someone or that someone likes and make her a sex slave
[8:19:03 PM] Dimi: ^
[8:19:07 PM] Dimi: This will be gr8
[8:19:08 PM] Kelsy: oh
Sex slave huh..
[8:19:10 PM] Sylian: we might not even have to stab luke
[8:19:15 PM] EvilSir: No stealing of the weapon Keek through the use of netorare
[8:19:17 PM] EvilSir: KINSHI
[8:19:20 PM] Sylian: he will stab himself
[8:19:22 PM] Kelsy: dont even try
[8:19:24 PM] Kelsy: lel
[8:19:26 PM] Dimi: Nah
[8:19:32 PM] Dimi: We have to make sure he doesn´t kill himself
[8:19:36 PM] Dimi: I GOT IT
[8:19:42 PM] Dimi: SLOTH WILL GO DISTRACT HIM !
[8:19:51 PM] EvilSir: We are not making Luke our sex slave either Dimi
[8:19:51 PM] Dimi: Disguised as Kurugaya
[8:19:52 PM] Kelsy: how will sloth distract him?
[8:19:54 PM] Kelsy: O:
[8:20:10 PM] Eder: Kelsy, Sloth sexually attracts all
[8:20:10 PM] Sylian: he is sloth, he'll think of something
[8:20:15 PM] Kelsy: true
[8:20:22 PM] Dimi: [8:20 PM] Dimi:
<<< Disguised as Kurugaya^this tho
[8:20:30 PM] Dimi: for max effect
[8:20:45 PM] EvilSir: Luke will come with Mitch under the promise of a suitjama
[8:20:53 PM] Dimi: Mhm
[8:20:54 PM] EvilSir: or however that is spelled
[8:20:55 PM] Kelsy: what (drunk)
[8:20:57 PM] Eder: i'm near the end of the chapter i'm supposed to read
[8:20:59 PM] Eder: after this
[8:21:02 PM] Eder: the actual studying
[8:21:04 PM] Eder: then the quiz
[8:21:05 PM] Dimi: (y)
[8:21:08 PM] Sylian: gl
[8:21:10 PM] Dimi: We can do it guys
[8:21:12 PM] Dimi: Luke will die
[8:21:12 PM] Kelsy: ... (drunk)
[8:21:17 PM] EvilSir: Sure, we will pick you up after we get Kelsy
[8:21:19 PM] Kelsy: im documenting this chat
to remember
[8:21:21 PM] Eder: tfw took an hour to read 20 pages
[8:21:28 PM] Dimi: Perfect Keekk
[8:21:31 PM] Dimi: this is why you are based
[8:21:37 PM] EvilSir: tfw Keek makes you the chosen one
[8:21:37 PM] Sylian: so what do we do with the body?
[8:21:45 PM] Dimi: We don ´t let him die Dan
[8:21:49 PM] Dimi: We let him suffer forever
[8:22:03 PM] Sylian: and what about the police
[8:22:08 PM] Dimi: Uhm
[8:22:12 PM] EvilSir: We will send the second SAO season to torture him forever
[8:22:14 PM] Dimi: I´ll deal with them
[8:22:16 PM] EvilSir: until he likes it
[8:22:26 PM] Eder: He actually likes SAO tho
[8:22:27 PM] Eder: lol
[8:22:27 PM] EvilSir: then we kill him, because something that likes SAO II has to die
[8:22:30 PM] Dimi: I have enough experience with the police
[8:22:33 PM] Dimi: to wield them off
[8:22:36 PM] EvilSir: THEN WE KILL HIM RIGHT AWAY
[8:22:40 PM] Eder: (y)
[8:22:45 PM] Dimi: Perfect plan
[8:22:55 PM] Dimi: and raping Kurugaya infront of him every day is important too
[8:23:10 PM] EvilSir: I am taking my laptop with me just so we can use my orbital death cannon if we need to
[8:23:21 PM] EvilSir: I shall choose someone who I teach how to use it later
[8:23:27 PM] Sylian: I'll revive him every time he dies with science
[8:23:32 PM] Eder: [8:22 PM] Dimi:
<<< and raping Kurugaya infront of him every day is important tooit won't be "rape" after the first few times
wink [8:23:35 PM] Dimi: I´ll make sure my Lolis don´t eat our snacks
[8:23:46 PM] Sylian: nah ill bring enough
[8:23:57 PM] EvilSir: Lock them in your suitcase or something Dimi
[8:24:01 PM] Dimi: Nah Dan
I have those "special" candies for them
[8:24:04 PM] Kelsy: we need a pro fanfic writeror something
[8:24:10 PM] Dimi: Not Wexter
[8:24:11 PM] Eder: we do
[8:24:15 PM] Sylian: we can do it ourselves kelsy
[8:24:19 PM] Dimi: ^
[8:24:21 PM] Sylian: group project
[8:24:24 PM] Eder: Kelsy, I hope you're documenting all this
[8:24:29 PM] Dimi: she is
[8:24:30 PM] Kelsy: the last group fanfic tho..
[8:24:32 PM] Eder: like you said you would
[8:24:33 PM] Kelsy: >____________________________>
[8:24:36 PM] EvilSir: You know what this means for me
[8:24:40 PM] EvilSir: time to get back to training
[8:24:52 PM] Dimi: Dimi takes off gloves
[8:24:53 PM] Dimi: Its time
[8:25:00 PM] EvilSir: TO DUEL
[8:25:05 PM] Dimi: wut
[8:25:11 PM] Kelsy: poor luke
he has no idea whats happening
[8:25:14 PM] Sylian: Sylian gets popcorn
[8:25:16 PM] Dimi: I just wanted to spank a Loli
[8:25:23 PM] Dimi: You expecting me to duel or smth ?
[8:25:24 PM] EvilSir: EvilSir hides Keek
[8:25:28 PM] Dimi: Not Keekk
[8:25:29 PM] Kelsy: lel
[8:25:35 PM] EvilSir: A duel indeed
[8:25:41 PM] Dimi: Uhm okay
[8:25:42 PM] EvilSir: I shall go get my Yu Gi Oh deck
[8:25:53 PM] Eder: AH s**t M8
