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So one there was a guy named Highlighter Afro Dude
He liked to disco and went to random places to disco
One day, he decided to start discoing in the middle of the road
Some guy who hates disco got mad and hit and killed him with his car
They had a funeral for him
His son, Highlighter Afro Dude Jr., wanted revenge so he got a shovel and beat the guy who murdered his father with it to death
So he was sent to prison where he became a drug dealer and sold drugs while wearing a sombrero
The end
~Caitlin
Admit it, that was one awesome story. She thought this up while taking the FCAT; hey, maybe FCAT's are good for something