He stumbled slightly over the slime-covered rocks, and as he recovered from the clumsy act, his eyes settled on a horrific sight that seemed to defy all logic in this world he had fallen into.
Standing at seven feet tall and having a width of about the same, was a gigantic piece of buttered toast. Kolaz stared in awe as the giant bread slice scuttled a few inches closer. The towering figure stared down at Kolaz with eyes that were practically nonexistant, and Kolaz could no longer tell if he was in Heaven or if he had gone straight to hell where the pastries of Satan got drunk and did the dance of the immolated hippies.
The toasted item made a guttural noise that shook Kolaz down to his foundation. He slowly inched away from the buttered monstrosity. He bumped into a wall he never remembered seeing in the first place. Suddenly,in light-speed moment, the landscape had morphed from a calm, sandy beach setting, to a horrible and damp cave location.
Kolaz screamed, turned around, and pointed a finger at the huge toast.
"This is your fault!" Kolaz screeched.
The toast came closer and roared mightily:
" I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!"
Standing at seven feet tall and having a width of about the same, was a gigantic piece of buttered toast. Kolaz stared in awe as the giant bread slice scuttled a few inches closer. The towering figure stared down at Kolaz with eyes that were practically nonexistant, and Kolaz could no longer tell if he was in Heaven or if he had gone straight to hell where the pastries of Satan got drunk and did the dance of the immolated hippies.
The toasted item made a guttural noise that shook Kolaz down to his foundation. He slowly inched away from the buttered monstrosity. He bumped into a wall he never remembered seeing in the first place. Suddenly,in light-speed moment, the landscape had morphed from a calm, sandy beach setting, to a horrible and damp cave location.
Kolaz screamed, turned around, and pointed a finger at the huge toast.
"This is your fault!" Kolaz screeched.
The toast came closer and roared mightily:
" I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!"
The end. :3 Hope you loved my story, 'cause I know I didn't. 3nodding
