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I could ban away the sinners, that make me be the killer
Consumin' all their souls
And the mods they'd be clappin', while they watch me kick their asses
If I only were a mod.

I'd be rapin' every noobie
For god knows they are sucky
With power I'd be killing, And still I'm not the villain
If I only were a mod

Oh I would stab their eyes
And eat them watching porn.
I could kill the ones I never could before
And then I'd ban and ban some more.

I would sell those whores to brothels
Making sure they're rotting
My heart is full of smiles
I would be the best mod out there and still kill all the noobs
If I only were a mod