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[Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo]
Blossom: What evil have you bestowed on our sister?
Mojo Jojo: You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some diabolical plan to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit?
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[Mojo Jojo and Him are arguing]
Princess: QUIET. Now listen. It doesn't matter that you've got your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls, which I will because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH.
Mojo Jojo: She has a point there.
Him: Yes. She does.
[short pause]
Mojo Jojo: But still.
Him: Yes.
[arguing continues]
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Mojo Jojo: I wasn't born a super villain chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made not born.
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Mojo Jojo: I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.
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.. and one of my favourites:
Mojo Jojo: That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me.
 DevilsNestKimblee · Sat Feb 25, 2006 @ 04:46pm · 0 Comments |
