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Board Games (Parody of Lady gaga's Lovegames)

Board games are fun to play and choose
My providential skills I will always use
There is no challenge I'll refuse
Because there is no board game that I can lose

You might be boggled
When I trap every single mouse around
I'll throw the dice and get Yahtzee
When I connect four you will not see
Step up to the mound, you'll be downed
I'll be crowned most profound

I'm pure perfection
With all of my trivial pursuits
And guess who takes all the ladders
And never takes the chutes?

I'll have you sunk in Battleship
I'm just the right guy to give you Scrabble tips
I'll take all of your land in Risk
I have the answers to every Scene It disc

Let's play a board game
Any you name
I will play you
And bring you shame
For I'll ace that game
I love board games

Let's play a board game
No, they're not lame
Board or no board
I will still claim
I can ace that game
I love board games

You're in some trouble
Because my puppy will win in each race
You'll fall like a Jenga tower
At what my hippo will devour
Any game I'll ace, that's the case
So embrace for disgrace

If you're mad, sorry
But I am the best picture artist
When at Dead End Drive my cranium
Keeps me the smartest

The castle's mine in Candy Land
In Operation I have a steady hand
In Clue I know which guy to blame
It's not the game of life; it's a life of games

Let's play a board game
Any you name
I will play you
And bring you shame
For I'll ace that game
I love board games

Let's play a board game
No, they're not lame
Board or no board
I will still claim
I can ace that game
I love board games

You can see me easily twisting on the mat
With my right foot on a green and my left on a red
I'll have a monopoly in no time flat
Thanks to cash and hotels and the stats in my head

In chess or
Checkers you're
In for war
Oh board games!

Let's play a board game
Any you name
I will play you
And bring you shame
For I'll ace that game
I love board games

Let's play a board game
No, they're not lame
Board or no board
I will still claim
I can ace that game
I love board games

Let's play a board game
Any you name
I will play you
And bring you shame
For I'll ace that game
I love board games
(Board games are fun to play and choose
My providential skills I will always use)

Let's play a board game
No, they're not lame
Board or no board
I will still claim
I can ace that game
I love board games
(There is no challenge I'll refuse
Because there is no board game that I can lose)

I love board games