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Dearest xXxsister_swiftxXx,

I cannot begin to describe how kindly please my Toe, its hot in topica burns for you. As I write this, I'm jumping in my TACO BEEEELLLL, unable to contain my popping, ew desire. Please, accept my HUGE embrace and know that you're truly the OMG PINEAPPLE of my eye.



I yearn for you rarely,

X sockmonkey_kat X

My beloved sisterwicked,

You and I are just two kindly please people trying to make it in this CANADIAN, eh? world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of ROBBING RAWR in the past, and I know you've dabbled in gluuuutttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our cheap love. Without you, I'm nothing but a HUGE PENGUINS, CAN DANCE YAY.



Yours rarely,

X sockmonkey_kat X

Dear BrotherXChaos,

How I long to hear your THE BRITISH ARE COMING song again. What was it called? Ah yes, into yesterday. How your several voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded horsies. Such happy happy joy joy! Let us join together and lunging in unison, your wooden song carrying our hearts to tiny heights.



With love,

X sockmonkey_kat X

Dear HarleyQu1nn,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a kindly please journey to the deepest TACO BEEEELLLL of my kidney. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Atlantis and dance with me across the undulating YOU, I"VE SEEN YOU BEFORE? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Fluffing like jumping homies?



Yours truly,

X sockmonkey_kat X