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If your angry or irritaded or need a laugh read below:
Don't get offended these are for laughs not to make fun of you and if it offends you STOP READING. I collected these from different places. If you have one PM me but keep it clean.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
A day without Fairies Is a day Without Sunshine. A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
Always Remember you're UNIQUE just like everyone else
Auntie EM:
Hate you, Hate Kansas, taking the dog.
-Dorothy
Beam me back Merlin!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if (s)he gets angry, he'll be a mile away---and barefoot.
Boldly going Nowhere
Born again and again and again..............
Buckle up---It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
I can only please ONE person per Day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
*Caution* Never drive faster than your Angel can fly.
*Caution! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorn, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see.
Chaos, Panic & Disorder..my work here is done.
Change is Inevitable
Struggle is an option.
Cleverly Disguised as Responsible
Come out Come out Wherever you are don't worry I'm the only one that's here twisted
Control your destiny, or someone else will.
Consciousness That annoying time between naps.
Denial is not a river in Egypt
Don't believe everything you THINK.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines
Do not Meddle in the affairs of dragons
For you are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup.
Don't Steal the government hates Competition
Don't piss me off I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Harry Potter for President
Hatred is learned behavior
Have a faerie nice day!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take chances?
Here Dragon Dragon
How do I set my laser printer to stun
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I do whatever my RICE CRISPIES tell me to
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
I found Jesus
he was behind the sofa the whole time
If what you seek you find not within, you will never find it without.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
I love my country but fear my government
I'm already visualizing the DUCT TAPE over your mouth.
In just two days, Tommorow will be Yesterday.
Instead of just being born again why not just GROW UP
ISIS ISIS
RA RA RA
I started with nothing and have most of it left
I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor scream
If you lack enemies, You are not doing something worthwhile
Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite
Last time church and government mixed ...... people got burned at the stake
Life is the School
Love is the Lesson
Love your enemies It really gets them confused.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when OPEN
My mind wandered and never came back
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Next mood swing... 6 min.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
No matter where you go There you are
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
Question Authority
Question Reality
Reality is for people who lack IMAGINATION
Reclaiming my roots does not mean letting my hair go gray
SARCASM is just one more service we offer.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness
Sure you can trust the government...just ask an indian
SUBURBIA: where they tear out the trees & name the streets after them
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!!
WARNINGI have an attitude and know how to use it.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
What's POPULAR is not always right. What's RIGHT is not always popular.
YOU!! off my planet
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
Soon we will all have to choose between what is right + what is easy
 windmagician · Tue Jan 03, 2006 @ 11:22pm · 3 Comments |
