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Chapta 8: It's Me
a/n: Last chapter, B'loody Mary turned against Ebony and had a spear hit Preppy Dumbledore.
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"You stupid prep," Da redheaded gothic man said. He threw another spear at me, but I am a vampire, so I wuz fast and moved.
"B'loody Mary," I said. "Only a prep would turn against her friends!"
B'loody Mary opened her mouth, closed it, opened it again, and started 2 cry. "You stupid muggle poser b***h. I loved you."
Da redheaded man hugged her, and they kissed. I knew that B'loody Mary had betrayed m3, but I knew I had 2 bring her to da present bcuz there's no Hot Topic 300 years ago. But then I remembered that I broke up Lupni and Trunks so maybe I shouldn't bother. Maybe if I leave her here, she will build Hot Ishoo.
"Ergh, no!" Dumbledore said. Dumbledore's shoulder has bleeding a lot, and he had a big pear sticking out of it. I took out da spear, and I was tempted 2 drink da blood, so I only drank around da wound.
"Tim 2 go, Dubelore," I said. I held up da tim toner and it glowed blak sparkles like us vampiras get in da sun (but I don't like 2 go in da sun bcuz I am a goth and like nite tim, and sparkles are not goth) and a black hole opened up.
LETS DO DA TiM WARP AGEN!!!
A blak hole at us and we here on da floor of a building. Da floors were cold blak marble and had skeleton statues. I hoped this wuz a skull bcuz I would love to go there.
I looked at Dumbledore. He was asleep bcuz he lost blud. I knew because the pear was not from his time so he wouldn't die from it, but now he would have a wound on his arm.
All of da sudden, a blak circle with purple symbols appearated and atarted 2 glow. People in goffick blak jumpsuits and space helmuts painted black but not near da eyez appeared.
"WTF" I said. "Who da hell r u all?"
"We are da Stargate Atlanis, lol," a gothik-sounding man said from one of the helmets. "We r in Atlentys."
"Who da hell r u?" A woman in a helmut askd.
"I am Ebny Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way," I saed. "I'm looking 2 my fiends geddit cuz im a goth but i don't know where they are."
"Hey, r u looking for Dracule longbuttms?" The woman asked.
"Yes, why?"
"He is battling da evil 1 now."
"WTF, who is the evil one" I asked.
"We call him Ctchulu but Navel callz him Voldemort."
2 b contunies.
 KingJack! · Fri Aug 21, 2009 @ 07:30pm · 0 Comments |
