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Last night's trip to the Altoona Mall was fun! I came home last night after school and asked my mom if I could go with Julie christmas shoping and she said she didnt' care.

So after I cleaned up the dinner table Julie and Erika came to get me, then we went to pick up Tai, then proceeded to Altoona. Julie took Tyrone mountain down just to confuse me I think. lol I don't remember much about the trip down to Altoona except us being random flamers and Erika getting mad at Julie b/c her EPB class was talking about Erika and Julie couldn't remember what they said. Julie was a bit upset going down b/c we found out just before we left her gf Connie was in a car accident, but she called us after it happend so I'm thinking maybe it wasn't too bad she was just probably just shooken up about it all.

The mall itself was fun. We went in to Hot Topic, Waldenbooks, Spencers, SunCoast, and clothes stores for Erika. Erika kept yelling at us b/c we were being loud and obnoxious. :3 Fun times there, but that was nothing compared to the ride home. Tai and me were laughing so hard we stopped breathing a couple of times :3 lol So here are some of the quotes I remember and if Jules thinks of ne more she can add them!
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Tai: "If I had a nickle for everytime someone said that I'd have two nipples" (meaning to say nickles :3)
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Tai sad To Julie when asked what kind of boy he is looking for) "I want a big black guy who is looking for a porky little white boy"
Me sad laughing) "Yeah," (then pretends to be a big black gay guy), "Come here little porkchop!"
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Then there was something about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
Tai: "There needs to be a gay Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
Steph: "I think it would be Willy Wondka and the Fudge Factory"
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While sitting at the kids McDonalds table at the food court:

Erika: (showing us her shirts) "I got these two shirts for $50 even!"
Tai: (looks at the shirts) "You spent 50 dollars on those?"
Erika: (nodding) "Uh huh"
Tai: (holds up his SunCoast bag) "I oughta hit you with gay porn!"
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Trying to call Dave at 10:00 pm

Steph: "Why aren't I getting any signal? Where are all the damn towers?"
Julie: "You're between the mountains..."
Steph: "******** the mountains, ******** them right in the ear!"
Tai: (starts laughing) Thats from South Park!"
Erika: "How do you ******** a mountain?"
Julie: "You know those damn giants. You better watch it though, they like to pilliage villiges and rape little girls like you..."
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On the ride down- Julie said something about her a** being fat:

Tai: If your a** is fat then mine is the freakin' Titanic!
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Back again to the ride home- our new quote from the food court was getting better:

Tai: "I'm going to beat you with gay porn!"
Julie: "Tai, what did I tell you, don't hurt the gay porn till we all have a chance to watch it!"
Tai: (hugging the dvd) "I'm sorry, I promise to masturbate to you profusly."
Julie: (looking back at Tai for a quick second) "Where you talking to me?!"
Tai: "No! The dvd!"
Steph: "You better watch, you'll end up getting carpal tunnel. Try explaining that to the doctors.."
Tai: (laughing hysterically) "OMG Steph I heart you!"
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