break my friends heart I'll break your face!
me and my friends are the kind of people who get high on scracth and sniffs
a good friend will give you an umbrella in the rain a best friend will grab the umbrella and say "Run moron run!"
good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be sitting beside you saying dang we messed up
go ahead and rain on my parade I have a really cool umbrella
friends don't let friends do stupid stuff...alone
stop being stupid...it's my turn
I swear to drunk I'm not God
a good friend will b there for you when he rejects u a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because ur gay isn't it?"
I called ur boyfriend gay today he hit me with his purse
i met a blonde who tried to put m-n-m's in alphabetical order
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