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Well there’s this guy named Ed, and well Ed’s a farmer, he only grows vegetables. Ed also has a cat and not just any cat, oh no, this cat is a psychic cat that can type on a typewriter. Why a typewriter who knows who cares the cat can type! Anyway back to Ed, Ed is going to the grocery store to buy some milk and eggs and bread and meat and anything else he needs, except vegetables, he is a vegetable farmer after all, anyway Ed went to the store but something happened, at this point and time we have know idea what for Ed is not talking about it, but when he got home the psychic cat , yes that is its name isn’t it creative? The psychic cat typed up a message on the type writer and it read ED. YOU. FORGOT. THE. GROCERYS!! and sure enough he did! So Ed had to go all the way back to the grocery store to get his stuff.
When he got back he built a cake from some eggs and bread for the psychic cast’s birthday… then he got sick.