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HAHAHA. Advocacy was really funny today. you see, in advo there is tis girl who brings in her lunch to eat. so she always has those little cups of jello with fruit in them. She calls them pusmus. We call it pussmass. enfisis on the MASS, and PUSS. tis funny. so now we call her the Puss Mass fairy. well, at first she was the puss mass lady. But then she graduated to puss mass fairy. os tere also this other stupid funny stuff. So, this is how puss Mass fairies are born. You see, a puss mass fairy can't survive without pussmass (jelo with fruit i it). so they suck the nutrients in through the teeth, and the jello turns into eggs that are stored in the cheecks. So then, in texas, they drink juice and "fertilize" the eggs. this only works in TEXAS though. you see the puss mass fairy in advo was eating a sandwich, and the remains looked like TEXAS! it was cool but anyway, in texas tons of Puss Mass fairies fertilize their eggs with juice. Then they spit the millions of eggs into cactuses. The pricklies protect the eggs. So then every 70 years millions of Puss Mass fairies are born. they all have to wear braces as a child though, cuz they have to suck the nutrients through their teeth, the braces are pre teeth sucking supplies. Its REALLY funny, and we were all laughing in ADVO. But yah, when she walks by, i yell out, ITS THE PUSS MASS FAIRY!!! then we both break up in hystericall laughing. biggrin