I was in my room enjoying a jolly rancher when all of the sudden.. HOLD ON A SECOND!!! A CANDY MONSTER! SERIOUISLY! SERIOUSLY!! YOU COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER?!?! LORD. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DAY.. gO AWAY YOU FREAKIN CRITIC! AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! ANYHOO BACK TO THE STORY. SORRY FOR THE INTERUPTION. so anyway yes, i was eating a peice of candy and then the whole bag turned into the monster. then carlie the unicorn came!! yay charlie!!
Candy mountain charlieeeeee!! said his little friends. they sang the candy moutain song and the monster followed them. leaving my room a disaster!! why the heck me?!
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