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I think I might move to Canada. why you ask? well I’ll tell you why. see it all started when I stole a pair of invisible shoes from this fairy/unicorn chick. now I know what your thinking a fairy/unicorn how is that possible for a fairy and an unicorn have a kid well I don’t know so don’t ask personally I thought all male unicorns were either gay are in major denial. Well now I have a very mad fairy/unicorn after me so I’m going to move to Canada as soon as I can… wait do you think she is reading this if so I’m am not going to Canada maybe um well never mind.