Today at church I was assigned to Altar serve, which basically means I get a flowy white robe thing and I'm supposed to help Father do his churchly duties during mass. Usually there are two altar servers for mass, but today my altar server other dude didn't come on time. Strike one. He came and snuck around the church until finally arriving quietly at his chair. After like twenty minutes we had to go and put shiny cups on the altar. He put the cups the wrong way. Strike two. Finally, when we go to pour holy water stuff on father's hands, he did the water pouring and the water ended up mostly on the floor. Strike three, dude its so obvious he sucked wasn't doing too well or he's a new person thing. By this time, its clear on Father's face that he is displeased, but the rest of the mass went on without a hitch. Until the dude carried the cross way slowly and held up the leaving procession by what felt like two minutes. yup. fun.
bloop913 · Sun Aug 03, 2008 @ 08:04pm · 1 Comments |