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Yugi: Look, Joey has become alot more flexible since he started those interpretive dance classes
Grandpa: I used to be able to do that. Honest.
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Yugi: Look, now Joey's blind too
Joey: I'm not blind. I've got my eyes closed because Grandpa forgot to do up his fly.
Grandpa: Please don't judge me
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Yugi: Joey, what the hell are doing on the floor
Joey: Grandpa just taught me everything there is to know about card games
Grandpa: And remember, always wear a condom when playing card games
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Yugi: Joey, what the hell are doing on the floor
Joey: I lost my green contact lense. I wear them to be as smexy as Duke Devlin
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Yugi: How dare you tell me that 'Chuck Norris facts' are lame and extremely outdated!!
Joey: ..... Fine, but you didn't have to roundhouse kick my spleen into my ribcage.
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Grandpa: HaHa! "Pushes the earth down when he does a push-up." HaHa!
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Yugi: "Am I... really supposed to ride him like this?
Grandpa: "Yes, and I am supposed to watch diligently."
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