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Last night was HELL ON EARTH burning_eyes !! I had to babysit Satan itself, along with my demented 4yr. old little brother and a 7 wk. old puppy.
I have two brothers, the other one is 13. After seeing what I was going through, I thought, "maybe, just maybe he's going to help. Maybe he's going to take our youngest brother and watch the puppy, leaving me with the devil, since he's in the back of the house, and I;m being paid for babysitting this one child (who's like 2 or something)". Boy, was I dead wrong. I had to deal with two demented satanic beings and listen to the agonizing cries of my puppy, whom I was incapable of helping. It made me feel soooo bad because she's like my baby, and I was neglecting her, I was very upset about it the entire night.
Anyways, my 13 yr. old brother did basically nothing, other than clean up little Satan's vomit (because I told him too) and yell at our 4 yr. old brother everytime he came into the room with him. All he did last night was surf the net and leave retarted comments on my gaia profile, the little douche. Oh, by the way, this all took place between the hours of 12 midnight and 4 in the morning (it was practically 5am when the mom finally came to get her). The entire time the kid was with me, she cried and cried, and screamed and cried some more, God, I didn't know what to do. Then my 4yr. old brother wasn't helping either, he just made things worse by jumping around and screaming too. They both finally shutup when I put "Lilo & Stitch" on. Then, after that ended, we watched "Finding Nemo", although, little Satan and I fell asleep before the movie ended, when I woke up, it was almost over. I was surprised to see that little Satan fell asleep, but I was very, very happy!
This whole gruesome endevor started when my step-dad called (around 9, i think) and asked if I wanted to babysit. Of course I said yes, it was quick money!! I could really use it, since I'm not getting paid for anything else around here. Anyhoo...The mother came around at midnight; my parents and her planned on going out because they needed a break from "their everday stresses" and the mom of Satan's birthday was on Friday, so she wanted to celebrate. At first, I thought, "okay, all I gotta do, is last from now, till 3 (because thats the time they always came back), I can do this, I always babysit, so I definately got this". No, I couldn't. Probably 5 minutes after the adults left, she went crazy!! As I said, she cried and cried until she threw up on the floor...ewww...
After watching movies, and falling asleep, I finally got to get away from the two dementors, and get back to my room to grab my i-pod. I sat there for about a half hour (it's about 4 now) just listening to The Receiving End Of Sirens new (and last) CD "The Earth Sings Mi Fa Mi" (gr8 CD by the way biggrin ), when I realized that my little brother had fallen asleep on me. Hallelluyah is what I would have screamed if I didn't think it'd wake them up. So, I screamed it on the inside instead, ^_^. My parents and Satan's mom came home and saw the sleeping demons. My smart-mouthed step-dad came in with some queer comments and I just went off. He just walked away, and went to sleep. Douche.
I finally got to check on my puppy, only to find that she peed her bed, and couldn't sleep because of that, which was why she was crying for soooo long. "Poor Baby", (that's her name by the way, my 4 yr. old brother named her, weird, but cute, it fits her at least) I thought. But what really pissed me off was the fact that my 13 yr. old brother was RIGHT FREAKIN' THERE!!! ONLY ONE ROOM AWAY, LESS THAN 3 FT. AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!! And plus, you can hear her crying, I mean, if I can hear her, in the living room, with the TV blasting, then he should hear her much more perfectly, since he was RIGHT FREAKIN NEXT TO HER!!! GGGAAAHHHHH gonk !!! And at that point, I just wanted to get ready for bed, but no, I had a crying, wet puppy to deal with.
-Sigh- The most dreadful night of my life. The best part is, it's over now and it's daytime. The only thing that made the night so much worse, was the fact that the puppy couldn't sleep, even with a fresh set of blankets. She kept waking up every hour, just to cry and wine at my face because she could see it (I keep her next to my bed, so I can take care of her easier when the night comes). She wouldn't stop either, I was soo drained, and depressed, and thought I was going to cry.
But, like I said, IT'S OVER!!!! YAYE ME!!! So, now, I'm sleep deprived, angry on the inside, and feeling cranky, crying waaaahhhh!!!!
But, I'll be okay. I've had worse sleepless nights during my high school years, so this isn't all that much of a big deal to me.
Oh, and if you have kids, I'm retiring. Unless, those kids are mute, or sacks of potatoes that don't talk, move, or vomit!!! EWWWW!!!! ^_^
 emo_butterfly928 · Sun Jun 22, 2008 @ 08:38pm · 0 Comments |
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