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My little seven year old cousin just broke her ankle, the poor thing has to crawl everywhere. She's way too heavy fer meh back but we're trying our best to help her do alot of other things fer her. It's been about a weeek now and she gets her cast off tomorrow, but the doc says it's only sprained and it's not that bad, but whatever.
And my other friend has a broken heart. How many is that this week?.....i think about lyk four? Well, she's got her heart broken. See, there's this guy she's lyked fer a long while, right? And they live in the same neighborhood so that's even worse, plus they ride the bus and go to the same school. So my friend------(name withheld fer secretcy again) tried to oogle him behind his back and to just keep it between her and her friends, right? But his older brother, who i can't tell you his name, finally understood, it was a little obvious. He saw her looks and he was always trying to get her to make it public. Even when the guy she lyked always said she could take advantage of his booty from behind in his freaky ways and her perverted ways. See how they got along?
So that was finally when she was going to give up becuase she found out he lyked some other gurl in their neighborhood and he said they never had a chance, right? But that wasn't how he really felt because he eventually asked her out !! He asked her out Tuesday afternoon, they went out all day wednesday, and then he kissed her(awwww!), but then broke her heart finally on Thursday. He broke up with her.
My friend had been on punishment fer a while and couldnt do anything but call him. Besides, he was two years older than him and they only saw each other in their neighborhood and on the bus, so how was it all gonna work out?
My friend was so in love and had so much excitement in her that she completely forgot how wrong it was fer her to go out with him, becaause if she did, it'd make their relationship be completely awkward. And that's exactly what happened, they didnt look at each other, didnt talk, and avoided each other the whole time. It was super awkward.
She tried to get over him, she really did, but he was just there all the time. And her other friend was trying to ease her out of her dull mood, but it was failing. And as much as my friend kept tried to deny her love fer him, she just couldn't anymore.
And then she finnally got to the point where she was so depressed that she was causing wrecks at home, lyk lighting curtains on fire and messing with her family, it was just that bad.
So her and her friend got sick of it and decided to talk it over with him. They went down to his house and when he opened his door, he was incredibly cute. He was beautiful, and that is really possible fer a man lyk him with his six packs and muscles and everything.
But they didnt talk, she couldnt do it. Besides, she was so struck with his looks that she didn't talk at all.
But then her day finally came by again. The next day it was later at night and we came out side, me and my depressed friend, and we talked about him. We saw he had a lot of cars coming(rofl!! i said coming, c** aha! oh, sorry.... sweatdrop ) to his house and his door was open for them. So we wanted to go see why. And that was when he came out in his orange shirt, looking his beautiful self again as she put it, and he talked, to her! FINALLY! He said it was his birthday and when she asked how old he was, though she already knew, he said 'i can't tell you that.' He turned seventeen. And he waved and talked to her and when he was done, what did she do? Jump around talking about how she loved him and was obviously jealous when a girl walked in. My friend really lyked him, believe me, she did. And so we were gonna one day get to the point where we'd talk it over and get them to go out. She was determined. My friend lyked him, i mean lykes him, and that's all there is too it. She was finally in love.

Dunt they grow up so fast? Seems lyk only yesterday they were talking bout how boys had cooties, huh?
ahhhh, teen love!
and what is meh point in all this,i honestly have so clue...but...
c**!!
listen to my muffnut song, well not really but you know xd
it's to the tune of row row row your boat....

sperm sperm drink it up
it's salty nd delicious
when a guy gets heated up
he squirts all over joo
and theres a nother verse
with a littlke poke in the boat
we'll have some fun tonight!! blaugh heart
you lyk?

i lyk!
i'm juss speaking the truth
twisted evil twisted goo meh