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I hadn't realized this was on my refrigerator (sp?). It was in the newspaper some long time ago. I think my parents plan on telling my boyfriend, whenever I get one or if ever, these things when I'm not in the room.....O.o ..................enjoy......
1. "Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later."
2. "You make her cry, I make you cry."
3. "Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health."
4. "Bring her home late, there's no next date."
5. "Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once."
6. "No complaining while waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil."
7. "If your pants hand off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun."
8. "Dates must be in crowded public areas. You want romance? Read a book."
............I did not make this. I just felt like posting it
 SoraStarChan · Wed Apr 09, 2008 @ 01:59am · 0 Comments |
