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OK, I've been meaning to put this on here for a little over a week, but this is the first chance I've gotten.
Killer ducks. I tell you, they're after me. It fits, if you think about it. After all, my last words ARE supposed to be "duck? Where? I don't see a..." *dead*
Either that or "sooooooooooo....you're a cannibal..........." (*oh s**t...dead*)

But it's Knox who sent them after me. After all, who else do I know that really and truly wishes for my death? Ralph doesn't anymore; I've got that sucker wrapped around my little finger (*giggle*). Ahhh, it's such fun to scar younger minds with my warped one. All I have to do now is say "bikini", "speedo", or "thong" and he starts twitching because all he can do now is think of Knox in those outfits. *Giggle*

And, FYI, this be Knox:
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