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Notes from The other Universe Welcome to the world that is my crazy life!


bhytear
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december is nearly apon us, and with december comes christmas, and with chrismas comes SANTY CLAWS!!!!

Isn't it amazeing how parents constantly warn their children not to talk to strangers, and yet they allow their kids to sit on santys lap and even bother to take a photo of the event to hang on the wall so they can say to everyone 'oh look, my kids with santy claws!'
Weird, like do they take photos of every fat old pervert that touches their kids?

And isn't chrismas just the perfect time for child abduction? Think about it, every kid has seen those delighful little movies where the kids meet santy claws and he takes them away on some lovely little adventure then sends them back to their beds soft and sound as anything. But what would happen in real life?
What would happen if some santy claws lookalike went up to some small gullable child inviteing them on some adventure? Its the perfect oppertunity for abduction!

And what may i ask is so apealing about the thought of a fat guy in a red suit breaking into your house in the dead of night, sneaking around, eating things, then leaveing 'gifts' lying around?

SANTA MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance


"Sexuality is fluid, whether you're gay or you're straight or you're bisexual, you just go with the flow" - Shane, The L Word

"Soft centers, hard centers, i like all the chocolates in the box"- Better than Chocolate




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i_heart_FallOutBoy517
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comment Commented on: Tue Dec 04, 2007 @ 11:43pm
HAHAHHA!!!! U R SO RIGHT!!! omg im scared now!!
i cant believe it!! that santa just uses us!! he breaks in our home then eats all our food and this has happened to me, HE RAIDS THE REFRIGERATOR!! crying no more cookies left for me crying

ugh! that fat load rolleyes


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