Continuation of You've got Melvin
Zefyora: Oh Dr. Vontaine? You have visitors.
Dr.Vontaine: What are you talking about? I never have visitors.
Zefyora: Well you see Melvin came home with friends of his that are just dying to meet you.
Dr.Vontaine: Melvin eh? Very well I'll see them.
Zefyora: (murmurs) a*****e.
Dr.Vontaine: What was that?
Zefyora: Nothing. *Turns to lor and friends* He'll see you now.
lorieden: Well guys here goes nothing.
Mendelina: Yeah I know.
lorieden: Um Mr.Vontaine sir I like to speak with you.
Kanedan: *Pulls out machine gun*
Dr. Vontaine: It's Doctor. How may I help *looks up from his notes* you...
Kanedan: Here's how it works,*points gun at Vontaine* you quit trying to take over lor's mind and I wo'nt blow your head off.
Mendelina: (to Kanedan) Oh my god, I'm so getting hot for you right now. You should act like this more often.
Kanedan: Really?
lorieden: Guys seriously, focus. You can have private time later.
Dr.Vontaine: How does this little group get anything done with so many random outbursts?
Maye: Usually, we don't. It's amazing we've gotten this far already.
Dr.Vontaine: And I suppose you were the one that told them about my plan.
Maye: Had to, they're my friends.
lorieden: So are you gonna' stop or does Kanedan have to get trigger happy?
Mendelina: (chants) Get trigger happy. Get trigger happy. Get trigger happy...
Dr. Vontaine: Well, I suppose it wouldn't have been much fun anyways.
Mendelina: AWWW c'mon. Can't you resist just a little bit that way he can shoot?
lorieden: No, all decisions are final.
Maye: So Doctor, why did you decide to take over lorieden's mind anyway?
Dr.Vontaine: Well after I took over Hitler's mind and covinced him that Jews were a pollution to the human race, I did'nt get much action. I mean there have been a few serial killers that I've left my mark with, but lately I can't seem to be able to get somone strong enough to make a great and terrible difference in the world. The government pretty much does all the killing these days.
Kanedan: Well I've heard enough. *Unloads every bullet he's got on him*
lorieden: What the hell was that?!
Kanedan: He just said he was responsible for the Holocaust, he diserved to die!
lorieden: Yeah well, next time you're gonna' shoot let me know. Okay?
Mendelina: *jumps on Kanedan, and begins to purr* I love it when you get homicidal.
Zefyora: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay party time!
And so they partied for hours untill everyone passed out on the floor. The End.
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