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Okay so I have my creative writing final due... some time in the future... and we are writing creative non-fiction... yay for me! I got lots o' stuff i can write about, only problem, it is going to be something most to all of the class can enjoy, and thanks to all the bleach blonds and artificial inteligence in that class, it narrows my options down to NOTHING!

all they freaking care about is make up and their boyfriends, and will whine and complain and gripe about anything that isn't one of the two. so I either have to know a s**t load about make up to writ about, or get a boyfriend, netierh of the two I feel like doing!

Hmm, lets see, I could write about my friends and how they effect me, but hmm lets see waht they would say "this is boring let _____ read hers! she got a new boyfriend this week!" there went that plan...

What about when we had to put my dog down? that effected me and there was humor... i know that sound morbid, but I swear there was humor, however I know just what the girls would say! "thats horrible and sad! why would you writ some thing like this! teacer i dont wasn to thear this! she should fail!" ... and there goes another idea... i c ould writ about my grandfather, but it would be the same thing "too sad blah blah blah i'm a panzy!"

okay what about the rotten fruit fight? its creative, funny, importiant to my famlily... however... "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWwwwww why would you DO that! thats sooooo grooooooos! i have to eat lunch next! I'm gonna puke!"

maybe i should just write about how and why LYNCHING was named after my great great somethin or another gradfather and see waht it does! or perhaps they would like be to tell the the grooosome story of how a cow gives birth! Thats always good to know! (note the last paragraph was scarcasm... however lynching really is named after my somthin or another grandfather.)