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* How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck and can they EVEN chuck wood? (The poem never says that they can't.)
*If Fuzzy Wuzzy is just a bald bear then what possessed his parents to name him "Fuzzy Wuzzy"? Did they do it JUST to spite him?
* When the three little pigs said, "Not by the hairs of our chinny-chin chins!!"...WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!
* What exactly IS Mystery Meat? Is it even real or is it just a sick joke created by lunch ladies when they decided to do a closet revolt?
* Is there a such thing as "Opposite Day"? Because if someone just out of nowhere decided that they wanted it to be Opposite Day, they would have to say, "It's NOT Opposite Day." But that could just mean that it really ISN'T. So if the person wanted to just come out and SAY, "It's Opposite Day" then since it actually IS Opposite Day then that would mean that it really ISN'T Opposite Day!!
*If a woodchuck COULDN'T chuck wood, why is it called a woodchuck? And if it CAN, what's the point of 'if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood'?
*How the heck are WE supposed to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks?? (if a woodchuck DOES chuck wood)
 Zoey Mikaela · Wed Apr 27, 2005 @ 06:20pm · 2 Comments |
