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Me: "Well, once again, it's therapy time 3nodding . But since last meeting was... err... less than helpful, we've decided to split into individual groups to work out the problems with a partner! Yay..."
Erik: *raises hand* o.O
Sindarin: "Yes, Mr. Diederich you get your own rooms, and no... you don't get to pick your partner... u_u."
Erik: "D*mn it."
Sindarin: "Oh, and one more thing... Remember that we actually want to ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING by doing this, so please..."
Me: "Exactly. As for groups, I've listed them according to random-ness-ness. There will be five of them. Mr. Margera with Sinder, Mr. Desrosiers with Ms. Crohe, Mr. Schlange with Mr. Armstrong--"
Billie Joe: "I will... KILL him."
Me: "... Don't interrupt me. stare Ms. McKellon, your with me, and Mr. Hunt you get to be the unlucky soul with Mr. Diederich."
Erik: "I object! Why can't I have Sam or Raven? I don't want the f*****t-a** on my team! stare "
Raven: "Erik, you ARE the f*****t-a**..."
Erik: "... neutral ..."
Me: "I REALLY DON'T CARE. Everyone break up into groups and pick a frickin room. stressed "
-SPLIT UP-
-AND ALL...-
Sinder: "So, Mr. Margera... what do you want to talk about? 3nodding "
Bam: "OooOOooOOoo. cool "
Sinder: "... Oookay..."
Bam: "I fall down a lot."
Sinder: "Why do you fall down?"
Bam: "There's plentiful reasons. cool "
Sinder: "... And how does that make you feel?"
Bam: "Mad... mad... MAD. AHAHAHA!" *runs into a wall and falls to the floor*
Sinder: " stare "
Bam: *looks at his arm* "... o_O Hey, a bruise!"
*poke*
"Ow..."
--wait a few seconds--
*poke*
"OW."
--wait a few seconds--
*poke*
"OW!!"
--wait a few seconds--
*...poke*
"OW GOD D*MNIT!!"
Sinder: *long sigh* "-_-; This has gone far..."
-CHANGE ROOM-
Billie Joe: "A** HOLE, A** HOLE, A** HOLE, A** HOLE." *repeats*
Craig: " stare " *tries to ignore him*
Billie Joe: "HAHAHAHA! You can't speak! JACKASS."
Craig: "Rrrmm. stare "
Billie Joe: "And I can sing better than you too, JACKASS. Ahahaha! JACKASS." *eye twitches* "MDK MDK MDK."
Craig: "RRRMMM. stressed " *cringes*
Billie Joe: *pretends to hold a gun to his throat and fire* "WHEEEE. AMERICAN IDIOT, AMERICAN IDIOT!! JACKASS!!"
Craig: *pulls out hair* stressed scream
Billie Joe: "SWEET J****, IT'S KILLIN' TIME!! SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!! JACKASS!!" *points his finger gun at Craig and twitches more*
Craig: *can't take it anymore; jumps out of his chair and screams* "AAAAAHHHAAAAA IT'S A SICKNEEEEEESS!! gonk "
Billie Joe: "YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!"
Craig: "NO I HAVEN'T! scream "
Billie Joe: "YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!"
Craig: "NO. I haven't it. stare "
Billie Joe: "YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!"
Craig: "... Maybe I have... O_o"
Billie Joe: "YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!"
Craig: "OMG I'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!! gonk "
-CHANGE ROOM-
David: "... So..."
Raven: "... yeah..."
David: "Um... what do... you wanna talk about?"
Raven: "I don't know... what do you... wanna talk about?"
David: "... What about... Aaron? He seems to be a... major problem in your life..."
Raven: "Oooh that man. stressed "
David: "He couldn't possibly be any worse than Erik, could he? o_O"
Raven: "Erik's definitely worse... but Aaron... he's just one of those annoying people that always want you to feel sorry for them stare ."
David: "Is it... possible he's just really that sad? o.O"
Raven: "... Hmmm. >.>"
David: "Do you contribute to his pain?"
Raven: *thinks of a sticker* "Hey, the last thing I want to do is hurt him... but it's still on the list. wink "
David: "Heh. Very cool. cool "
Raven: *smiles* "... smile ."
-CHANGE ROOM-
Sam: "I like weed."
Me: "... Did you ever consider... NOT smoking dope...?"
Sam: "Hmm... Yes, actually. But then I realized... why the hell would I stop? u_u"
Me: "Well first of all, it makes you halucinate, it can critically injure your health, and it makes you do a lot of things... that... any SANE Ms. McKellon would normally NEVER do."
Sam: "How the f*ck would you know what I'd do and never do. stare I'm Erik's. F*CKING. Girlfriend. Okay? There ain't NOTHING I haven't done..."
Me: "... Yeah, but of your own will?"
Sam: "... Sometimes... >.>"
Me: "That's what I thought."
Sam: "It's not ALL Erik, you b*tch. stare I enjoy drinking like a man. I enjoy tattoos. I enjoy wild parties. And I most certainly enjoy a good f*ck when it isn't forced on me."
Me: "And I enjoy saying... SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. wink I also enjoy my unharmed, innocent, undrugged, and unwhacked life."
Sam: "You're also 7 years younger than me. Whose to say YOU won't be doing drugs and partying when you're my age? stare "
Me: "... Well... well... you aren't even real! mad "
Sam: "THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! domokun "
-CHANGE ROOM-
Erik: " twisted "
Aaron: "Erik... you're scaring me. sweatdrop "
Erik: " twisted F*******ck."
Aaron: "... o_O..."
Erik: "Guess what? > biggrin "
Aaron: "o_____o What."
Erik: "You know how much you like that Raven girl? cool "
Aaron: "... Yes."
Erik: "I'M gonna make that b*tch before you. twisted "
Aaron: "Don't you DARE touch her. stare "
Erik: "It's a bit late for that XP... but anyway... See, I got this whole plan worked out." *snickers*
Aaron: "It's bad enough you do this to Sammy, Erik! Now you keep you dirty little hands off Raven! mad "
Erik: "Aaron, my boy... are you threatening me? cool "
Aaron: "YES. mad "
Erik: " xd Ohohoho... that's f*ckin' rich."
Aaron: "You laugh now, but it isn't gonna be too funny when I'm shoving a twelve guage up you a**. stare "
Erik: "My my my... cool that's a bit violent there, Aaron, dontcha think."
Aaron: "You try to pull the same sh*t on her as I've seen you do to Sam, then I'll clean you out quicker than a bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce. stare "
Erik: "Might do me some good, too. xd "
Aaron: "This is your last warning."
Erik: *bursts into laughter* blaugh
-GO BYE-
 PirateElf · Sun Apr 24, 2005 @ 05:17am · 0 Comments |
