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Kyle and I, then Dorian eventually were all watching Jack@$$ in the living room at 10:00 pm. Then we all heard the sound of mom and dad opening up the garage door.

"GO, GO!" Kyle yelled and Dorian raced upstairs and he turned off the TV. I grabbed my stuff from the piano room and I was upstairs.

About 10 minutes later Kyle knocks on my door, "Hey Bethany, you in there?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Can I tell you something?"

So I went and opened my door, "Yeah?"

He began telling me about how Dad had tried to unclog Ryan's toilet and had failed, so he had taken the yard stick in the basement and had shoved it in the toilet to break up the turds.

/People, bare with me, I know this is disgusting and I don't know why my Dad did that/.

So I was cracking up, and Kyle went on, "So he put it near mom's garden."

Mom had apparently wondered why there was a yardstick in the yard, so she took it inside, and had asked Kyle why it was in the garden, and why there was brown stuff smeared at the end.

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XD, Sorry, excuse me for a bit.
XD XD XD

Anyway. Kyle told her that dad had used it for the toilet.
He said that mom's expression was priceless and she shoved it back at him immediately.

*Cracks up* Well. Pretty darn great. Who uses a yard stick to break up turds? I mean seriously. XD