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scream "Watch where you're going, and I mean it!!!!!" I must be invisible 'cause everytime I cross the street, someone just about runs me over. I've lost all my friends, 'cause, duh, they'd rather live. Not to mention most insurance policies have a "void if in the accompianment of Heidi Mooner" disclaimer. Glad I'm still a teen or my life insurance would be through the roof! stare Believe it or not, I've tried wearing a wig, changing my clothes, wearing a mask, and even staying in bed ALL STINKING DAY, and even then I was in danger. Ever had your teddybear try to strangle you? Man, those things are stronger than they look. neutral I burned all of mine.
Now that I'm older, more mature, I've had enough. So what do you think I'm going to do about this insanity? confused Yeah, I don't quite know either, but I think I'm going to try to find out who's behind this. Then maybe I can show them how it feels to be on the endangered species list. Of course everyone on that list is under federal protection, not that that's any better than being left to one's own devices but... At least the feds have bullet proof stuff and plenty of people to throw you out of harm's way. Hmmmm, maybe I should invest in my own secret service*thinking*. Then again it'd be way too expensive to buy the red shirts since they'd all be "expendable" ninja