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Guess what? It's me again! Yay! I'm da coolest, da gweatest, da bestest guitar player there evah was! Your just so happy to see me aren't you? biggrin
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NO?! eek
Fine. B*tch. stare I'm not happy to see you either.
F*cking no good, low down, d*ck suckin' son of a b*st*rd!! domokun
o_o ... Hi. I just came... to tell you... that I got all da cool peoples together to give you their words of wisdom. Many... many words of wisdom. And... their just... so wise, aren't they?
Ph34r my wise powzerzs, beyotch.
Give me more money!
RAISE DA ROOF! domokun
QUIET. stare Alrighty... now let's start off! biggrin Really smart and thought out quotes! Now, we'll go around in a circle, starting wif Craig. Just spout of a reeaally good quote. xp
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<center>Words of Wisdom Quotes</center>
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen.... and stupidity. But not in that order."
"Reality is only an illusion... created due to the lack of alcohol. cool "
"Men. Cant' live with 'em, can't bury 'em in the back yard without the nieghbors noticing... stare "
"Mathematical love: One plus one equals two. Two minus one equals zero."
"There is no such thing as "good"... "good" is just a lie that you live on to keep you from screaming yourself to sleep every night... stare "
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age..."
"Behind every successful man is a woman... behind her is his wife."
"Personally, I don't drink. I just stay sober and watch everybody else fall on their a$$es. 3nodding "
"Die, I say, DIE! *whack* YOU. *whack* STUPID. *whack* F*CKING. *whack* BASTA--... Oooo... so there are brains in your head after all..."
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants women; the most dangerous plaything. You want an example? Here, hand me back my gun."
"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time... they're gone."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"How to make a million dollars: First, you need a million dollars."
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
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THIS HAS BEEN "YE OLD WORDS OF WISDOM"!! COME BACK NEXT TIME WITH MORE BEEEEEER!!
What he said! Without the beer! biggrin
 PirateElf · Mon Apr 04, 2005 @ 07:16pm · 0 Comments |
