• Back in the woods near a backwards house
    There lived a pair of boys
    They never argued, nor ever fought
    Or so they said

    Tweedledum and Tweedledee
    Agreed to have a battle
    For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
    Had spoiled his nice new rattle

    These two boys liked to tell such long and mysterious tales
    Such as one with a Walrus
    Who was with a Carpenter
    At a feast of oysters

    Tweedledum and Tweedledee
    Agreed to have a battle
    For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
    Had spoiled his nice new rattle

    "It's the crow!" said Tweedledum
    At the darkened sky
    As the bird fast approached
    Both the boys had run away

    Tweedledum and Tweedledee
    Agreed to have a battle
    For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
    Had spoiled his nice new rattle

    But then came the crow