• ZOMG! Poem
    By: DeAnna Short

    Have you heard of this awesome website that goes by the name of Gaia online.com,
    You can go shop, chat in forums, travel the Gaian world and play a game called zOMG!,
    When you start the game you are down in a subway I bet you can tell,
    But beware there is something lurking in the shadows that is ready to eat your tail,
    From on this train you will learn to use your Solar Ring well no need to wonder,
    Next to the sewer you must defeat all of the Gramsters, Grunnies and Peelunger’s,
    When you’ve vanquished your foes up to Barton Town your quest to start you must go for the Animated to defeat,
    To the individual shops, shop keepers and other players for you to meet,
    Next to Village Greens you must go,
    With your new rings in tow,
    To defeat the Lawn Gnomes, Fluffs, and Flamingoes from this place and world you must wean,
    Watch out for the Gnome General he’s ripped and real tough,
    He carries a big shovel so us your rings to bulk up your bluffs,
    The Lawn Sharks are the worst they’re really mean,
    So be cautious and create a crew, or a fighting team,
    From this place you must go to Bill’s Ranch and defeat the pesky Alarm Skeeters and Garlic too,
    The Garlic spray you with their bad breath and boy does it stink P.U.,
    Then you must round up the chickens,
    But make sure you shoo away the Glucken,
    Next you’ll need to go to Dead Man’s Pass through the iron gate,
    You CL level has to be at least higher than a 4.8,
    There to your misfortune you will meet the terrible Laceback Bootsnake and the annoying Clutch,
    These two don’t like the gaians or you very much,
    But beware should you go to the top of the hill and the alarm should sound for what will come out will be a OMGWTF,
    If you are defeated by him and his crew to the Null Chamber you will go and be out of luck,
    Next to Zen Gardens to meet Katsumi for her Kokeshi Doll to her back you must bring,
    But this doll may look sweet, but don’t be fooled for a big fan is their weapon and at you with it they will fling,
    I would advise you to bulk up and put on your most damaging rings,
    Especially since the Taiko Drum and Ghost Lanterns will try to give you a beating for sure,
    So try to defeat them quickly and make sure you have a crew that have a Defib or Wish ring cure,
    Then to Bass’ken Lake you must go to meet Logan, an old man that looks quite tough,
    But don’t worry, he’s cool just his language is quite rough,
    For this place you must defeat the Buzz Saw, Flying Gift Boxes, Grass and Carrion Fluffs,
    But don’t forget the Outlaw Wolves and Outlaw Pups,
    Beware should you go in the Mother Wolf’s Den,
    She has guards that surround you and they will keep attacking until you are defeated and have to go back to the Null Chamber again,
    Next you’ll be going to the place known as The Old Aqueduct,
    Beware the Tiny Terrors, Landstrider,Lightning Bug, and Predator Prairie Pup,
    Next to the Otami Ruins you must go they are old as you can see,
    Your first quest here will be to go around The Blood Tree,
    Then to defeat the Tiny Terrors, Feathered Coatl, Witch Doctor, Mask of Death and Rebirth, and the Bladed Vase,
    Yes those Tiny Terrors are here as well,
    But they are more ruthless as you can tell,
    The last place to go is Gold Beach,
    Where you will have the misfortune of the Anchor Bug, Sand Fluffs, Sand Castle Golem, Sandblast, Water Sprouts and Land Shark to meet,
    This website is awesome you should really check it out,
    So give a cheer and let everyone know and give a shout,
    Don’t take my word for it try the game out for yourself it’s hard you will see,
    Your quest starts now will you choose to not visit the website or will you create an avatar and go on zOMG! And set the Gaians from the evil animated free ?