• ICE FISHING WITH YOU IN CALIFORNIA
    by UC Poika

    I was sitting there on the ice talking to you
    In southern California the other day,
    It was blowing snow when at last my tip line jerked
    Just as you said something about the heat,
    A fish caught my line and it broke it in two
    And I thought you were going to pass away
    As I yanked on her, which almost never worked,
    And we were both laughing as we both went home to eat.
    I asked what you were having besides your steak
    And you yelled back that your cell was dying out,
    But I thought you said your gal pal for heaven's sake
    Till you explained on your land line what it was all about;
    As we said our good-byes and I plugged in my cell,
    Turned my PC on and wondered if it also might just go to hell.