• A table has four legs, and i have two.
    The table laughed and said "I have more legs than you!"

    I did not fret, i did not cry,
    i reached for a saw and let the dust fly.

    When the dust cleared, a mess i had made,
    three wooden legs at my feet laid.

    The table crashed down and then replied "why?"
    I smiled and said "now who has more legs than i?"