My Ugly Wife

• Artist: aiycarly2
• Description: Read the Poem and find out
  Its really funny
• Date: 10/17/2009
• Tags: ugly wife

My darling, my lover my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Kind, intelligent, loving, hot
That describes everything that you're not
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
I only slept with you because i was pissed
I thought that i could love no other
that was until i met your mother
Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are withering the violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty and so is your heas
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag of your face
I love your face your smile your eyes
Damn I'm good at telling lies
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell that way
What inspired this incredible rhyme
Two part vodka and one part lime

Comments

[Strawburry_Skittlez]

I like it, I like the ending when you said what inspired this poem, and all the rhymes and the lies. It really sounds like a married mans point of view from like pre natzi time line. . . . Hope that doesn't make you mad :/
And is it okay if I ask of you a poem? I will pay 20k, for one of yours, or we can do an art trade but to be warned mine aren't as good as yours

[g0thiC_soup]

Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are withering the violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head! i love that. this is a great poem, in my opinion

[Cant touch Kit]

wow...

[aiycarly2]

Everyone please comment