• Deck the town with toilet paper, hah ha ha ha ha-ha ha ha ha!

    Pee your name in Frosty's forhead, hah ha ha ha ha-ha ha ha ha!

    It's okay, there's no-one looking. Hah hah hah hah HA- huh ha-ha-haaaaa!

    "Thank you! Thank you! I dedicate this song to the Imaginary Fat-guy we all hear about from our Mothers. Thank you all, again and remember; this holiday is for someone more important."