• I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.
    But I sure as hell ain't the dullest.
    I'm not too old.
    Yet I'm not quite young anymore.
    I've read some books, and seen some films.
    My mind isn't all there.
    But what's left of it knows some things.
    So keep up your wit.
    And put down your guard.
    Strangers are friends you haven't met yet.