• I have some friends,
    who need advice...
    And they all ask me
    to help.

    "I like this guy..."
    Oh, please.
    I would ruin your chances,
    don't ask me!

    "I think i'm depressed..."
    I know how it feels,
    but I can't help,
    I'm asking for it, too...

    "He said he loved me!"
    Don't bother
    hurting me,
    just tell someone else.

    "I have so much homework!"
    Are you kidding me?!
    I'm in Honors,
    you're in integrated.

    "I can't get him off my mind!"
    It's ok. Calm Down.
    I have the same problem...
    i just don't obsess like you.

    Please stop asking me
    for answers i don't have...
    Try thinking for yourself
    and doing it on your own.