• When its dark, I turn out the lights
    And enter my world of eternal night

    Off to the west I see dead people
    Usually impaled opon a church steeple

    In the east I see the Grim Reaper
    Riding on his horse, the great Soul Keeper

    Down to the south is a bloodied sea
    At the bottom the devil laughs at me

    Other people call this a nightmare
    But I just sit there and play solitare

    I don't see how people think it's frighting
    It's just as scary as summer lighting

    In fact, I love this place
    It puts a lot of joy on my face

    But wait, whats that in pink frilly dress up in the north?
    Oh my god, I can't believe it! it's Lord Voldmort!!!